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1. An Angry Crustacean Presents…

   Hi, I’m an angry crustacean! Instead of scuttling along a sandy shore with my friends and family, I’m stuck patrolling some joker’s yard. The highlight of my day is rushing the mailman. Come to think of it, I would……

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1. Brilliant! Now we need a McDonald’s promotional tie-in.

   comment by Cranky — Sunday, June 25, 2006 @ 12:59 pm

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2. Global warming has caused the bacteria “down there” to multiply at an alarming rate. Video at 11.

   comment by Feisty — Sunday, June 25, 2006 @ 1:31 pm

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3. I can’t believe you said “Panther” — isn’t that senior-citizen swinger code?

   Oh, and it’s nice to meet you, Mr. Wooly-Mammoth. I hope you’ll stick around.

   comment by Preston Taylor Holmes — Sunday, June 25, 2006 @ 2:39 pm

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4. I have this patch of scorched grass in my lawn. Does that count?

   Oh, wait. That was where this roving, Bible group and I burned the neighborhood biology, astronomy, climatology, and statistics books. My bad.

   comment by AnonymousDrivel — Sunday, June 25, 2006 @ 7:21 pm

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5. I thought all these guys were killed by Ray Harryhausen.

   comment by Rhod — Sunday, June 25, 2006 @ 7:28 pm

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6. We are not “panthers.” We are Smilodons, or, as you common folk call us, “Sabertooth tigers,” though we are not tigers. It’s this innacuracy in reporting the facts that I’d expect from a Mammoth, Always blaming others for your own mistakes.

   First of all, climatic changes over the past epoch have been relative, and there’s been little change from the temperature from the last Ice Age until now. In evolutionary theory, if a species of animal doesn’t have the mutation that allows it to survive, the species dies out. So, it has less to do with primates with pointy sticks or “panthers,” and more to do with your adaptive process.

   It didn’t help that ya’ll were damn tasty, either. Man, what I wouldn’t give for a big, thick, side o’Mammoth. Them’s was some good eatin’ there.

   comment by A Concerned Smilodon — Sunday, June 25, 2006 @ 7:47 pm

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7. smilin’ don is correct.
   It’s smilodon fatalis to you punks, rowrrr!

   comment by annika — Monday, June 26, 2006 @ 1:29 am

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