Public Service Announcement

June 25th, 2006 at 11:39 am by annika

Inspired by ABC News.

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8 Responses to “Public Service Announcement”

1. Cranky Says:
   June 25th, 2006 at 12:59 pm

   Brilliant! Now we need a McDonald’s promotional tie-in.

2. Feisty Says:
   June 25th, 2006 at 1:31 pm

   Global warming has caused the bacteria “down there” to multiply at an alarming rate. Video at 11.

3. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   June 25th, 2006 at 2:39 pm

   I can’t believe you said “Panther” — isn’t that senior-citizen swinger code?

   Oh, and it’s nice to meet you, Mr. Wooly-Mammoth. I hope you’ll stick around.

4. AnonymousDrivel Says:
   June 25th, 2006 at 7:21 pm

   I have this patch of scorched grass in my lawn. Does that count?

   Oh, wait. That was where this roving, Bible group and I burned the neighborhood biology, astronomy, climatology, and statistics books. My bad.

5. Rhod Says:
   June 25th, 2006 at 7:28 pm

   I thought all these guys were killed by Ray Harryhausen.

6. A Concerned Smilodon Says:
   June 25th, 2006 at 7:47 pm

   We are not “panthers.” We are Smilodons, or, as you common folk call us, “Sabertooth tigers,” though we are not tigers. It’s this innacuracy in reporting the facts that I’d expect from a Mammoth, Always blaming others for your own mistakes.

   First of all, climatic changes over the past epoch have been relative, and there’s been little change from the temperature from the last Ice Age until now. In evolutionary theory, if a species of animal doesn’t have the mutation that allows it to survive, the species dies out. So, it has less to do with primates with pointy sticks or “panthers,” and more to do with your adaptive process.

   It didn’t help that ya’ll were damn tasty, either. Man, what I wouldn’t give for a big, thick, side o’Mammoth. Them’s was some good eatin’ there.

7. annika Says:
   June 26th, 2006 at 1:29 am

   smilin\’ don is correct.
   It\’s smilodon fatalis to you punks, rowrrr!

8. Florida Cracker Says:
   June 26th, 2006 at 3:42 am

   An Angry Crustacean Presents…

   Hi, I’m an angry crustacean! Instead of scuttling along a sandy shore with my friends and family, I’m stuck patrolling some joker’s yard. The highlight of my day is rushing the mailman. Come to think of it, I would……