Hi, I’m an angry crustacean! Instead of scuttling along a sandy shore with my friends and family, I’m stuck patrolling some joker’s yard. The highlight of my day is rushing the mailman. Come to think of it, I would……

First of all, climatic changes over the past epoch have been relative, and there’s been little change from the temperature from the last Ice Age until now. In evolutionary theory, if a species of animal doesn’t have the mutation that allows it to survive, the species dies out. So, it has less to do with primates with pointy sticks or “panthers,” and more to do with your adaptive process.

It didn’t help that ya’ll were damn tasty, either. Man, what I wouldn’t give for a big, thick, side o’Mammoth. Them’s was some good eatin’ there.

Oh, wait. That was where this roving, Bible group and I burned the neighborhood biology, astronomy, climatology, and statistics books. My bad.

Oh, and it’s nice to meet you, Mr. Wooly-Mammoth. I hope you’ll stick around.