Comments on: Maybe I Should Have Watched the NBA Finals

By: Vinnie

Vinnie — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 03:19:00 +0000

I’ve always wondered why my wife insists on keeping the portable DVD player in the Expedition.

By: annika

annika — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:55:41 +0000

“but officer, i swear i thought that was the shift lever!”:wink:

By: Feisty

Feisty — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:46:12 +0000

I’m pretty sure a black bastketball player whippin’ it out in the car would be the driving equivalent of “obstructive view” seating at a stadium.

By: Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Taylor Holmes — Sat, 01 Jul 2006 00:57:17 +0000

I knew this would generate some good stuff from the peanut gallery.

I love the peanut gallery.

By: AnonymousDrivel

AnonymousDrivel — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 23:30:35 +0000

…where Griffin had played with his team several hours earlier.

Um, maybe they should rephrase that.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 22:06:01 +0000

See, this is why I hate SUV’s. Have you ever heard of anyone masturbating in a Geo, or a Prius? I don’t buy into the global warming faith, but I am totally against SUV’s. It’s just too easy to masturbate in them.

By: Smantix

Smantix — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 21:46:15 +0000

If you’d bet me dollars to dildos that it was Eddie Griffin from “Deuce Bigelow”, I would have been out some long green.

Is there some kind of stain remover that can remove blood from your grill and the jockey juice from your sun visor without damaging the leather upholstery?

By: The Chip Mathis Experience

The Chip Mathis Experience — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 21:36:31 +0000

Ah, The Life of A Pro Basketball Player…

Game’s over, you go have a few drinks, get a little tipsy, drive home in the Escalade, watching the porn, you get kinda… aroused. What’s a pro baller to do?…

By: Gordon

Gordon — Fri, 30 Jun 2006 19:38:50 +0000

was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis

Man, if I had a dollar for everytime THAT happened…