We’ve arrived safely at the secret mountain compound for the weekend. We’re ten feet underground in our bunker and we’ve got enough munitions to defend ourselves against the police forces of most small towns. We’ve also got a year’s supply of Jack Daniels™ and Newcastle Brown Ale on hand, in case things get nasty.

One note to the toothless, inbred drivers of I-81 in northeast Tennessee: The LEFT lane is for passing, the RIGHT lane is for you cretins. Follow those rules and you’ll be helping others have a better day, whether you mean to or not.

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