A Message to “Dear Leader”: Lick My Love Pump!
July 4th, 2006 at 7:57 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesLeave it to you little red devils to shoot your load too early.
Japanese public broadcasting channel NHK first reported the missile launches. All three missiles landed in the Sea of Japan, the first about 360 miles from mainland Japan, NHK said. Japan’s Kyodo news agency said the missiles were believed to be mid-range Rodong missiles, and landed about 300 miles off the western coast of Japan’s Hokkaido Island.
President Bush was briefed on the activity around 4:20 p.m. EDT, after the first missile was launched at 2:30 p.m. EDT. That was right around the same time that NASA successfully launched the Discovery Space Shuttle into orbit for a 13-day mission. Bush also spoke with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and National Security Adviser Stephen Hadley.
In Japan, government officials were spotted rushing into Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi’s compound, shortly after dawn local time.
Now, I’m no Secretary of State, but I say such a launch gives us cause to light the entire north half of the Korean peninsula with targeted radioactivity. But, as usual, nobody asked me.
July 4th, 2006 at 10:19 pm
I just joined Rocky Top today and am glad I did, otherwise I would have never gotten to your site!
I say, AMEN…light’em up, if you got’em!
I’ll probably have to bookmark this one and link it from my site.8)
July 4th, 2006 at 10:28 pm
+1 for Spinal Tap reference
July 4th, 2006 at 11:48 pm
‘Condistas’ Want Rice for President in 2008…
Army of ‘Condistas’ pushes Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice for president in 2008…
July 4th, 2006 at 11:57 pm
Blast the hell out of the DPRK…but save the Sex Farms…
July 5th, 2006 at 12:02 am
Scuse the shameless attempt at trying to stay with the Spinal Tap theme…
But did the Crazy Leader not threaten to send a nuke our way?
Now they are test-firing their pathetic little weapons. Even if they don’t possess a weapon that could reach us, it looks like they could certainly hit Seoul and Tokyo.
Time to take the nut-job out. And while we’re at it, can we take out Venezuela, Iran and Syria? And France. Let’s not forget France…
July 5th, 2006 at 8:26 am
France will take itself out. And personally, I’ll find that more satisfying.
July 5th, 2006 at 9:14 am
Why do their missiles keep failing? Part of the problem is that most missiles only go up to ten. They keep trying to turn theirs to eleven.
July 5th, 2006 at 10:20 am
So they timed their pathetic launch to coincide with our Space Shuttle launch. For what? To show us how it’s done? Pleeeease.
Isn’t that a bit like Pauly Shore jumping onstage during a Mr. America pose-down? It’s like, who let him in here?
July 5th, 2006 at 11:00 am
[...] NOW DON’T GET STIKNSTEIN WRONG. He just believes we’d better be able to SMOKE this two bit idiot and anything he tries to shoot at us.So what is the deal here? [...]
July 5th, 2006 at 11:10 am
Did I mention that this post was written in D-minor? That’s the saddest of all keys, you know.
July 5th, 2006 at 10:10 pm
North Korean President To Face Super-Animal Wrath…
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