If you’ve had enough of bloggers posting pictures of the self-centered fur bags known as cats, then you’ve come to the right place.

There is a revolution afoot and it can be summed up in one word; TOADS.

You see patio light, he sees all-night smorgasboard.

This majestic creature has been unfairly associated with the French. Truth is, the toad possesses many noble character traits.

Consider:

• Although toads have been known to eat their young, toads will never threaten your young.
• Toads do not spend inordinate amounts of time obsessing about conspiracy theories. If a toad is somehow responsible for a DoS attack on your site, it will not claim that you are editing out the “raw data”.
• Likewise, you will never see a toad in an insular environment where its petty worldview is reinforced and magnified into a cultlike groupthink. No, the garden-variety toad is thinking globally and eating locally.
• Toads spend their nights searching for insects. They almost never hang out at the cafe smoking crappy clove cigarettes.
• No matter how vile a toad can act, it will take responsibility and not argue that the “wingers are supporting an immoral war, so we can do what we want.”

More toads.

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