A Helpful Hint
July 14th, 2006 at 10:05 am by Preston Taylor HolmesI know there’s a war going on and all that, but I’ve just stumbled across a little tip that may help you with your workplace relationships – and with females in general.
When a female co-worker is rushing to the restroom and carrying her purse, it’s best not to blurt out, “bleedin’ again, are ya?!?”
This could cause a verbal or physical backlash that may make you uncomfortable. Learn from my mistakes, men.
July 14th, 2006 at 10:34 am
It’s great that you are able to pass this information along, Preston.
With your jaw probably broken and all.
July 14th, 2006 at 10:57 am
Be sure to let Cranky know when the memorial service is going to be, some folks may want to attend.
July 14th, 2006 at 11:25 am
I’ve already got the headstone picked out. “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT”
July 14th, 2006 at 11:57 am
You’re so cute when you’re a complete and total asshole, my dear.
July 14th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Guess you won’t have to beat THAT girl off with a stick, Preston.
July 14th, 2006 at 5:13 pm
I don’t get it… What’s so insensitive about that? Did she cut her finger?
What? That kind of bleeding? Oh. Yeah, that’s bad.
July 14th, 2006 at 6:13 pm
All will change and much will be acceptable once their muslim masters are giving advice.
July 14th, 2006 at 7:26 pm
Preston,
Gosh…wish I could have gotten that advise before yesterday…
Let’s just say it is ESPECIALLY important not to blurt that out just as she is using the overhead speaker to ask someone to cover the front desk for her…
July 14th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I did that.
July 14th, 2006 at 10:40 pm
I laughed until I cried.