Deep Thoughts… by Ashley Judd
July 21st, 2006 at 9:14 am by Preston Taylor Holmes(via Garfield Dave)
- Church and religion are SO important to me. The God thing… the Jesus thing… the Buddha thing… SO important to me.
- I was so thrilled to meet Bishop Tutu. He has been such a hero to me. I used to listen to records of his speeches smuggled out in the 1980s. He so inspired me, with his fight against these forces that totally perverted and distorted what spirituality and religion are supposed to mean. I really think that his fight then echoes my fight today in my own country. I’ve gone and spoken with so many of these Evangelicals and these conservative churches, trying to open their eyes to what faith is supposed to be about. Sigh. It’s so much like Bishop Tutu’s struggle.
- We got this little wood ring….what was the tree called? Anyway, you burn it because, according to African folklore, it wards off evil spirits. Sort of like Native Americans and sage — which I carry lots of and burn all the time.
Though the original story was removed due to threats from unfrozen caveman lawyer-types, one of the Freepers snagged it and preserved it for all time. Read the whole thing – especially if you’ve ever daydreamed about traveling with such ace-Hollywood-poon bent on world salvation through acupuncture and the power of ego.
Saving African children is a tough job, but luckily, Ashley is just tough enough to handle it. I mean, take a look at her testicular fortitude in this harrowing situation:
I will never fly Virgin again. Last time, Dario and I were in the first-class section, and they seated us where we could hear EVERYTHING going on in the galley. Clink, clink, clink, the whole time. I asked them to stop, and the little motherfuckers gave me such attitude. It was horrible — my husband saw what was coming, and he reached out to hold my hand, and I bawled all the way from Los Angeles to London.
Courage.
July 21st, 2006 at 9:47 am
Ashley Judd And Her Struggles For A Better World…
Preston from Six Meat Buffet has a post this AM about how Ashley Judds thoughts on faith, and how she is trying to change the world for the better with her struggles and trails. This just has to be read, it can not be explained. Full post here
I p…
July 21st, 2006 at 10:57 am
Top 9 Things Joe Liebermann Finds Preferrable To Bill Clinton’s Campaign Support…
Judging by Bill Clinton’s recent track record of endorsing candidates, we had a hunch that Senator Joe Liebermann might have been a bit nervous upon learning that he was going to receive support from the former President. After discovering that…
July 21st, 2006 at 1:31 pm
I sat behind Ashley and Wy (Wide) at the movie one night. She shore is purdy(Ashley, that is). We did not discuss religion or politics but I did have a very hard time concentrating on the film…
July 21st, 2006 at 2:22 pm
Damn, that was some some top-shelf Hollywood nit-wittery from Naomi & Ashley “Baby Daddy” offspring. Everytime I see that narrowly-talented twit in a movie preview, I wanna pull out my 12″ dick and smack her on the forehead while Dario watches. I wonder if those gay, cabin stewards were able to deliver on the “special, lite salad dressing” per her request on the flight home?!
July 21st, 2006 at 3:46 pm
YS, that kind of crude dicktalk will not be tolerated here. Or maybe it will. I don’t know.
And Jeff, I envy you. I’d like to get close enough to sniff her, even if she is a self-absorbed, misguided dingbat.
She must live in such misery, constantly lamenting the fact that the world just won’t listen to her brilliance!
July 21st, 2006 at 4:37 pm
Where ya been Ham?
July 21st, 2006 at 8:46 pm
I will not have you make fun of Ashley.
Okay I will, but it sucks having such a big time UK basketball fan say stuff like that.
July 23rd, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Sunday Funnies…
image courtesy of faithmouse
Bright and Early blog gives us a laugh and a follow up story about a bear and a boyscout.
Dr. Sanity has the carnival of sanity
Dan Riehl says the Kidz are all white!
Potfry shows us a clear picture of how to know when y…
July 29th, 2006 at 12:54 am
I actually feel dumber for having read her remarks…:(