Memo To Northwest Airlines
July 23rd, 2006 at 10:44 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesYou sunzabitches can enter the location of Hell into the GPS and follow the directions. Maybe when you get there you can figure out what you did with my luggage.
UPDATE:
Thanks, Mr. Bring-You-Your-Bags-At-2-am-Now-Pay-Me Guy!
July 24th, 2006 at 2:16 am
Hah! I stopped flying them too!. I had the honor of sitting on the tarmac for 4+ hrs in the beautiful Detroit airport. They had the honor of receiving the last bit of cash I would ever give them.
July 24th, 2006 at 2:17 am
Oops! I don’t see how Mr. Greenwald kept his names straight. I can’t even do it for two posts
July 24th, 2006 at 2:18 am
testing… It looks like your comment software deletes your first post if you post twice. Feature? Or bug?
July 24th, 2006 at 2:20 am
“testing… It looks like your comment software deletes your first post if you post twice. Feature? Or bug?”
Hmm, it only deleted the first one. If you get the chance, please delete all my posts in this thread, since they make no sense without the original
July 24th, 2006 at 9:58 am
I too had the luxury of flying Northwest out of the Detroit airport just last month. No luggage lost because I travel light and give the evil eye to anyone who casts a discerning look at my carry-on.
They did claim to overbook the flight and say that they’d give one free round-trip ticket to one of their destinations if you wouldn’t mind hanging around the the DTW Jose Cuervo Tequiliera for 8 hours until the next flight. I liked the idea for their intentional oversight. The bumpy/dirty/hot 1982 Chevy Chevette of a plane that shuttled it’s meaty cargo like a Domino’s delivery truck back to BNA – not so much.
July 24th, 2006 at 10:49 am
Can’t top that, Smantix. But you haven’t lived until you’ve been to the Philadelphia airport at 4:45 am to beat the crowd and still have a lynch mob because NWA’s “computers are down”.
That airline is on my eternal s-list.
And don’t get me started on the design of Philly’s parking structure. Designed by M.C. Freakin’ Escher with precious little signage.
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