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August 4th, 2006 at 4:59 pm by Cranky

Any caption suggestions?

Here are mine:
Say hello to my ‘lil friends.
Meet Michael Moore and Cindy Sheehan.
Preston, Smantix, why so glum?

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23 Responses to “Toad Blogging”

stiknstein Says:
August 4th, 2006 at 5:16 pm
toad 1] “Fidel..you don’t look so good.”
toad 2] “Shut up Raul.”
Billy Says:
August 4th, 2006 at 6:27 pm
I don’t have a caption, but here is my tasteful contribution to toad blogging…

http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/featured_frog_anim
Cranky Says:
August 4th, 2006 at 6:42 pm
Billy,

Wrong, wrong, WRONG! You are hereby BANNED!
Billy Says:
August 4th, 2006 at 7:31 pm
There is no excuse, nor should there be any tolerance, for anyone who thinks or expresses any kind of anti-Toad sentiment. I want to apologize specifically to everyone in the Toad community for the vitriolic and harmful link that I posted earlier.

The tenets of what I profess to believe necessitate that I exercise charity and tolerance as a way of life. Every Toad is God’s creation, and if I wish to honor my God I have to honor his creation. But please know from my heart that I am not a anti-Toad. I do not hate Toads. Hatred of any kind goes against my faith.

I’m not just asking for forgiveness. I would like to take it one step further, and meet with leaders in the Toad community, with whom I can have a one on one discussion to discern the appropriate path for healing.

I am asking the Toad community, whom I have personally offended, to help me on my journey through recovery. Again, I am reaching out to the Toad community for its help. I know there will be many in that community who will want nothing to do with me, and that would be understandable. But I pray that that door is not forever closed.
joe syromi Says:
August 4th, 2006 at 8:47 pm
After careful consideration the Democratic party nominate Kermit and his Bro over Clinton and Schumer. Hey we really need this election!!!
Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
August 4th, 2006 at 9:09 pm
Caption:

“Congratulations, Ms. O’Donnell. You’ve got twins!”
Cranky Says:
August 4th, 2006 at 9:12 pm
Billy, we are considering forgiving you but we first need to consult with the TADL (Toad Anti-Defamation League). They haven’t had a good grievance since the Kermit/Ms. Piggy debacle of 1982.

However, you did manage to apologize without subtly passing blame to either the Neocons or Karl Rove. That works for you.
jillian Says:
August 4th, 2006 at 9:13 pm
WARNING: Not to be used as stress relief squeezing devices. If improperly squeezed, eyes *will* bug out, and hands *will* get messy.
Billy Says:
August 4th, 2006 at 9:39 pm
In your consultations, please take into consideration that I am donating all of the proceeds of my next project to the TADL…

I am pleased that you found my apology to be sincere and original…
SharonCobb Says:
August 4th, 2006 at 10:35 pm
I dont know Billy,
Those anti-toad remarks are deeply rooted in your subconscious, and I for one, can’t forgive until you receive psychotherapy.

Let’s not forget that you grew up with a father who dimissed toads as wannabe frogs, and even denied they really exsisted.

Didn’t you blame the toads for nailing Kermit the frog to the lilly?

You have a history of toadiness, which will require some real truthiness on your part.
AnonymousDrivel Says:
August 5th, 2006 at 1:43 am
After eons of evolutions and endless bureaucracy, the FDA finally approved a novel, natural drug delivery system. Seen here is a prescription for two doses of Bufotenin. In coincidental news, lillypad and junebug orders ballooned in San Francisco.
smantix Says:
August 5th, 2006 at 8:45 am
First off, I would like to ask the Toadish Community to forgive me.

Due to my alcohol addiction, and subsequent love of drunk driving, I was pulled over after attending the Chelsea Handler show last night.

The officer seemed to asexually reproduce as other blue clad reptiles seemed to spontaneously pop out of every where.

I said, “What are ya – huh? A toad?”

He said, “whu-”

I said, “You know, toad’s are what’s wrong with the world today. They work behind the scenes with the worst dictatorships in the world to undermine UN sancti…”

“You mean the French?”, my billy-clubbed escort proffered.

“*@#$%^& dirty Toads!”, I explained.

Long story short. The swelling is going down nicely and I’m going out for Mexican in a few hours as a commitment to my love of diversity.

I will also be entering a 13 step program and ask for the forgiveness of the Toadish Community.
AnonymousDrivel Says:
August 5th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
smantix,

You had me until I got to the swelling part. A French beatin’? The only thing they beat are egg whites for a souffle.

Frankly, I don’t believe you’re contrite here at all, but I find your appeal to the Toadish community to be wise anyway. Afterall, you will still need to play in their pond.
AnonymousDrivel Says:
August 5th, 2006 at 7:36 pm
Springfield Nuclear Power Plant produces mutant half-man/half toad. Burns for Governor campaign reels in “Blinky” redux.
Doug Says:
August 5th, 2006 at 8:05 pm
Toad-on-toad action so hot it has to be shown on pay per view!
SharonCobb Says:
August 6th, 2006 at 2:34 am
Toads gone wild.
Skul Says:
August 6th, 2006 at 11:12 am
WOW, two-fers.
Helen Toadmas and Toady Kennedy.
Smantix Says:
August 6th, 2006 at 11:21 am
Fistful of Toad. For a Few Toads More.
Cranky Says:
August 6th, 2006 at 12:29 pm
At the risk of sounding teh ghey, you guys are the best. Great entries, all.

Smantix, how does one go about meeting this Chelsea Handler?
Smantix Says:
August 6th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
I paid $20 a ticket.

However, you could probably stand an equal chance by spinning your wedding ring on the end of a finger while leaving a trail (a la E.T.) of vicodin to the matress in the back of a van.
Skul Says:
August 7th, 2006 at 6:37 pm
Don’t forget all those great “Toad to” movies that Bing Crosby and Bob Hope did. Didn’t John Wayne do a movie “Two Toads for Sister (don’t remember the name)”? “Fist Full of Toads” was great, except poor Clint needed to dry his hands often.
AnonymousDrivel Says:
August 7th, 2006 at 7:22 pm
Two pees in a palm
Cranky Says:
August 7th, 2006 at 7:49 pm
AD, you must have handled toads before. Tragically, you are exactly right.

Skul, keep bringing the love. You are Toad Blogging’s biggest fan and we thank you for it!

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