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Dhimmi Carter’s Business Card

August 5th, 2006 at 10:09 am by Smantix

LGF is having a little photoshop contest in honor Hizbollah’s media outreach program:

Are you curious to know what Hizballah’s Media Relations Department has to say about the Lebanon crisis, and their role in Western media’s coverage of the Qana bombing?

Now you can call them and ask, thanks to a reader who forwarded scans of their business cards.

You want to get the whole story? You’ve got to ask the right people and somebody got left off that list.

Jimmeh Peanut

7 Responses to “Dhimmi Carter’s Business Card”

  1. Gordon Says:

    Did you submit it? If not, you need to.

  2. Smantix Says:

    I didn’t. I got sidetracked trying to get the Planter’s Peanut Man in a suicide belt and holding an AK-47 to go on in the corner of the card.

  3. annika Says:

    Why does that face remind me of McGoohan’s face in the intro to the Prisoner?

    Maybe because I’d like to see Jimmy behind bars too?

  4. SinCerely Says:

    Is Jimmy really gay?

  5. Smantix Says:

    Is Jimmeh gay? I’m going to side with no on this one only for the fact that all of the countries he supports would kill him if he was.

    So, if I need a catchy slogan, I guess I’d wager that he likes rigging polls, not smoking them.

  6. Stop The ACLU Says:

    Sunday Funnies…

    image courtesy of faithmouse
    Euphoric Reality has the Meatbrain Chronicles
    Point Five is following Castro’s recovery
    Steve The Pirate shares a good joke.
    MVRWC shares some SNL skits of Christopher Walken
    Here is one of my favorites.
    Thespis J…

  7. Thespis Journal Says:

    Jimmy Carter Quacks Again……

    There should be a sunset clause on the publication of comments by former Presidents who embarrass the nation. Depending on the failure rate of a presidency, or after a couple of dozen royal screw-ups, the former President should have no forum from whic…

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