Understanding The Liberal Mind
August 10th, 2006 at 3:53 pm by CrankyThroughout Human Evolution, natural selection has brought out the strongest and brightest of the species.
The will to survive has not only defined Homo Sapien but also forged it into a race which thrived over all others on this planet.
So what the Hell happened?
How did it come to this? What says “the human race is doomed” louder than a non-reproducing Jew showing solidarity with people who are committed to her destruction?
Although I can’t put my finger on it, I think there is a some sort of counter-evolutionary “force field” which surrounds the mind of modern humans. This cloud might be the product of some form of “suicide gene.”
We can hypothesize that the secretions from this gene cause the mind to become insensitive to “reason” and “linear thinking”.
Could this be the lining of the tinfoil hat?
This is evidenced in twisted dichotomies such as:
- Standing in solidarity with fanatical dictatorships while fearing that in the next two years your president will pronounce himself Theocratic President for Life
- Fighting tooth and nail to prevent counter-terrorism plans while expecting your government to protect you
- Watching your son’s head getting sawed off by Islamic terrorists and blaming it (non-violently, of course) on the president of the United States.
- Having grandparents who had everything stolen from them by the Bolsheviks and fled to the United States, yet embracing the greater truth of Communism.
The mind remains insulated from thoughts that might break the cycle of inanity. Logic is easily repelled.
Last image stolen from the must-read Zombie Time
August 10th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
Damn it, I want a cool hat like that.
August 10th, 2006 at 5:39 pm
You are so wise, Cranky. And a good example of the unstoppable force meeting the immoveable wall.
August 10th, 2006 at 8:53 pm
It is important to put the shiny side “out” on the tinfoil hat or else you are amplifying the ability to read your mind. RTFM.
August 10th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
Cranky, you’re my hero.
August 11th, 2006 at 5:43 am
what says “the world is doomed”…
A description of the insanity that walks the earth condensed into a single caption.
The four dichotomies just bolster the point, as if it needs any help.
The non-state “quality” of Islam and the diseased minds on the left insures that the coming struggle will be of such epic proportions that it will make past wars with fascism look like playground slap-fests. There won’t be “safe” areas anywhere. Violence on a horrific scale will erupt everywhere from the usual theatres to Main Street, Your Hometown.
Truly global. Does man save Modernity, or does he return to the role of herd animal?
August 11th, 2006 at 6:06 am
I know you understand this, Gordo. Progressivism and all its named variations, from the 19th century through the New Deal and up to, and including, JFK, has always been finally about The Self.
Kennedy also made the perverse error of inviting intellectuals into public service, without understanding Orwell’s warning about their arrogance and vampirism.
The results are predictable.
August 11th, 2006 at 7:49 am
Your welcome to use my liberal mind and dissect it.
Afterall, I’m not using it.
August 11th, 2006 at 8:21 am
I bet that hat looks delightful on you, Sharon.
August 11th, 2006 at 9:12 am
t-ham & Rhod, you read my mind. Wait, how did you do that? Have you embedded a listening device in my filling?
Thanks Dave, annika and Michelle. High praise coming from you.
Sharon, no way you are liberal. You seem too … smart for that.
Smantix, I’d say something nice about you, but you write for Six Meat Buffet.
August 12th, 2006 at 3:08 am
Preston–I prefer Prada.
Cranky–Hate to disappoint you, but I am a liberal! But I’m Jewish and pro Israel, so does it balance out?
August 12th, 2006 at 9:11 am
Hate to disappoint you, but I am a liberal!
Sharon, why? What does the Left offer that resonates with you?
Are you sure you’re not just a poseur who likes to hang out at Border’s but secretly votes for Bush?
But I’m Jewish and pro Israel, so does it balance out?
Well regardless, the consensus at the Buffet is that you are cool and welcome here. But don’t you feel abused?
August 13th, 2006 at 2:33 am
A Pretty Good Sign You Should STFU…
Congratulations, Bucky, your message is resonating with Lesbian Jews In Solidarity With Muslim Mainers….
August 13th, 2006 at 3:12 am
Cranky,
I think it’s because I’m pro choice, pro gay marriage and for national healthcare.
Come to think of it, so is Rudy. Hmmmm…
Naaa…don’t feel abused here. I can’t believe how well you all write. I’d love to hate you all, but you’re too friggin brilliant. When I grow up, I want to be (a liberal)Smantix.
Plus, you all are often right, even when you’re wrong. (Okay–I’m in Nashville, forgive me, I speak in country hooks)
I was with some of your favorite moonbats last night–Murtha and the Gores. I stuck a few photos up at my place.
Lastly, in the last year I found out that conservatives throw better parties and are more fun to date. I think it has something to do with letting out all of that repression!:???:
August 13th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
When I grow up, I want to be (a liberal)Smantix.
It’s a simple enough formula really.
First, take the interlocutor between your mind and your mouth and execute him/her Ho Chi Minh style. Eat the brain – it will give you power.
Then, write down things that make your enemies curse your name while at the same time writing down things that cause people who would ordinarily agree with you to distance themselves from everything you do.
Wash, Rinse, Repeat. You too can be dismissed as a fringe winger in just a short while.
And don’t miss my upcoming Bravo interview with James Lipton – “Smantix on Smantix”