Karma and New Orleans Saints QB Adrian McPherson suffered minor injuries this weekend when the Tennessee Titans mascot “T-Rac” avenged decades of black-top genocide by turning the NFL back-up into a speed bump as McPherson was returning to the field at the start of the 3rd Qtr:

“If it was me, I would have fell right in the middle of the field and laid down for hours,” Saints wide receiver Joe Horn said. “They’d have had to give me a percentage of that field, trust me.”

Said Saints starting quarterback Drew Brees: “It’s idiotic. … That’s something that needs to be addressed. You can’t have guys doing what they’re doing as football players on the field, and get hit by a golf cart.”

Titans coach Jeff Fisher said Sunday that he attempted to phone Saints coach Sean Payton to apologize.

In an effort to head off a lawsuit for our already cash-strapped state, agents for the Tennessee Wildlife Agency euthanized “T-Rac” late in the 3rd quarter as he was rooting through the trash can of a Logan’s Roadhouse on the lower level at L.P. field.

Stunned onlookers covered the eyes of their children while “nature took it’s course”.

Titan fan Fred McElvey complained, “The state needed to show a little more compassion considering that T-Rac has been in 5 Pro-Bowls. I mean we expect to see our beloved animals and pets murdered by the Tennessee Highway Patrol – not at a football game.”

“T-Rac” leaves behind 27 crying babies from 3 different mothers in a culvert off Highway 100.

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