Never Fear, Hymies!
August 16th, 2006 at 2:49 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesRest easy, folks. All is going to be well in the Middle East – Jesse Jackson is on his way to save the day.
Jackson began his effort by speaking to Israeli and Syrian ambassadors in Washington, D.C.
He says, “The cease-fire is a step in the right direction… Release of prisoners would reinforce the positive direction.”
Jackson spoke by phone to Israeli ambassador Daniel Ayalon, and asked his government to consider “some exchange of prisoners” as a goodwill gesture.
He appealed for Israel to go ahead with the release if “there is movement on the two abducted Israelis.”
Afterwards, he called Syrian Ambassador Iyad Moustapha.
Jackson says, “I asked him to make an appeal to his president, Bashar Assad, on a humanitarian basis to appeal to whoever is appropriate, maybe Hezbollah, to seek the whereabouts and grant the release of the two Israeli soldiers.”
He adds, “He was positive and said he would convey the message.”
He also added that he was going to go over there and “get the hymies to give the cameljockeys back their cameljockeys and get the cameljockeys to send the hymies back to their hymie-towns.”
Shortly thereafter, Jackson issued an apology.
August 16th, 2006 at 3:01 pm
Wow! That’s a relief. I can rest easier today knowing that the Revrund Jakkksun will be pandering to terrorists to free my Hymie brethren.
August 16th, 2006 at 3:26 pm
With any luck, the rev.Al Shitton will be over there next week, negotiating the rev. Jackson’s release, then jihad Cindy Shithann will go over there to negotiate rev. Al’s release,,, and so on…
August 16th, 2006 at 4:24 pm
Rabbit, that’s a great plan. We could send all the human
shitsshields over there one after the other to negotiate for the release of the one who went before.By the time it’s all said and done, the ROP™ followers will have a whole stable of fellow travelers to behead at their leisure, not that I would want to see ill befall any of those good-hearted communists.
August 16th, 2006 at 5:04 pm
Rabbit and Preston: I know the difference between you and the DU-ers is that if in fact somebody on the moonbatty side actually lost their head, you wouldn’t really celebrate. The post was hi-larious though.
August 16th, 2006 at 9:52 pm
I don’t think Adammah al-Kleinfelcher appreciates you muscling in on his jew slurs Preston. You Zionist tool.
August 16th, 2006 at 10:05 pm
Now, now, S. We can’t please all the anti-Semites all the time.
August 16th, 2006 at 10:14 pm
Wisely spoken oh milfhunting mujahideen. There is no God but Allah and Paul Craig Roberts is his prophet.
August 17th, 2006 at 2:51 am
Now all I can think of is some song classics like:
Won’t You Take Me To Hymie Town? ( by Lippshitz Inc)
Rocky Mountain Chai (John Denverstein)
You Can’t Hide Your Zion Eyes (Eaglesteins)
Where The Goys Are (Connie Francisberg)
and of course, Jesse’s favorite…
I Was Kosher, When Kosher Wasn’t Cool.
August 17th, 2006 at 2:34 pm
#7. Wisely spoken oh milfhunting mujahideen.
Damn, that’s funny!!
August 17th, 2006 at 9:14 pm
#8. “You can’t hide your ZION eyes”
Sharon, now THAT was funny….