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But Can I Call OSHA?

August 22nd, 2006 at 4:25 pm by Cranky

I started a new job on Monday. It is with a major media company that has a facility in southeastern Pennsylvania and a main office in Hollywood.

Anyway, I got this email today:

Please be aware “The Jimmy Kimmel Show” has scheduled 3 to 4 explosions of a safe box within their parking compound tonight between 8 and 8:30. The explosions will sound much like gun shots.

Thank you.

I’m going to love working here.


6 Responses to “But Can I Call OSHA?”

  1. SinCerely Says:

    Your office is at K&A ?
    Good luck on your new job!

  2. Skul Says:

    Don’tjust sit there Cranky, — GO HELP!!!

  3. Gordon Says:

    Sin, I’m working in PA, but the email was sent to the global email list.

    Maybe I can get an excuse to drop some code off in LA.

  4. Doug Says:

    At least the LA grunts now know they have a perfect opportunity to air a grievance by airing out the source of said grief.

  5. SinCerely Says:

    Well, we could always use some extra DNA here in Bucks County ;) .

  6. RTG Says:

    Congrats on the job. Call me the first time the gunshots aren’t fake. I want SCOOP baby.

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