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Happy 12th Imam Day!

August 22nd, 2006 at 5:01 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Though there has been much hand-wringing over the coming of August 22, which the dwarf-like president of Iranistan claimed to be some super-special-day or some such. Apparently the islamic santy-claus is going to come down the chimney with deodorant for all his unwashed subjects.

Well, one of our correspondents in our middle-east bureau has breaking news on the identity of this mysterious islamic santy-claus.

Behold! The mysterious 12th imam!

At least the mad mullahs have the decency to get their goats drunk before doing the deed.

The mullahs have a long history of such barnyard antics.


7 Responses to “Happy 12th Imam Day!”

  1. michele Says:

    Don’t go riding your bike in Denmark anytime soon, Preston:wink:

  2. annika Says:

    baaa-a-a-a hahaha!:eek:

  3. the Pirate Says:

    Who knew the 12th imam was Stevie Nicks.

  4. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    All your 12th imans are belong to us you infidel swine (there I feel much better now).

  5. stikNstein....has no mercy Says:

    ARMAGEDDON……….A HISTORY……What took the Muslims so long?…

    SO……….
    Tomorrow could be the end of the world…………AGAIN………..
    Here’s a not so brief history of the other times the World Ended:

    ca. 2800 BC According to Isaac Asimov’s Book of F…

  6. Carl Says:

    Sorry, but I have found a picture of the true twelfth Imam which can be seen here.

  7. Billy Says:

    We’re STILL here! Israel was not reduced to a pile of rubble!

    Can I come out from underneath my desk yet?

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