Happy 12th Imam Day!

August 22nd, 2006 at 5:01 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Though there has been much hand-wringing over the coming of August 22, which the dwarf-like president of Iranistan claimed to be some super-special-day or some such. Apparently the islamic santy-claus is going to come down the chimney with deodorant for all his unwashed subjects.

Well, one of our correspondents in our middle-east bureau has breaking news on the identity of this mysterious islamic santy-claus.

Behold! The mysterious 12th imam!

At least the mad mullahs have the decency to get their goats drunk before doing the deed.

The mullahs have a long history of such barnyard antics.

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7 Responses to “Happy 12th Imam Day!”

1. michele Says:
   August 22nd, 2006 at 8:16 am

   Don’t go riding your bike in Denmark anytime soon, Preston:wink:

2. annika Says:
   August 22nd, 2006 at 10:39 am

   baaa-a-a-a hahaha!:eek:

3. the Pirate Says:
   August 22nd, 2006 at 11:48 am

   Who knew the 12th imam was Stevie Nicks.

4. Swamp Rabbit Says:
   August 22nd, 2006 at 1:57 pm

   All your 12th imans are belong to us you infidel swine (there I feel much better now).

5. stikNstein....has no mercy Says:
   August 22nd, 2006 at 5:23 pm

   ARMAGEDDON……….A HISTORY……What took the Muslims so long?…

   SO……….
   Tomorrow could be the end of the world…………AGAIN………..
   Here’s a not so brief history of the other times the World Ended:

   ca. 2800 BC According to Isaac Asimov’s Book of F…

6. Carl Says:
   August 22nd, 2006 at 8:09 pm

   Sorry, but I have found a picture of the true twelfth Imam which can be seen here.

7. Billy Says:
   August 22nd, 2006 at 8:56 pm

   We’re STILL here! Israel was not reduced to a pile of rubble!

   Can I come out from underneath my desk yet?