Though there has been much hand-wringing over the coming of August 22, which the dwarf-like president of Iranistan claimed to be some super-special-day or some such. Apparently the islamic santy-claus is going to come down the chimney with deodorant for all his unwashed subjects.

Well, one of our correspondents in our middle-east bureau has breaking news on the identity of this mysterious islamic santy-claus.

Behold! The mysterious 12th imam!

At least the mad mullahs have the decency to get their goats drunk before doing the deed.

The mullahs have a long history of such barnyard antics.

Posted by Preston Taylor Holmes @ 5:01 am
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1. Don’t go riding your bike in Denmark anytime soon, Preston:wink:

   comment by michele — Tuesday, August 22, 2006 @ 8:16 am

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2. baaa-a-a-a hahaha!:eek:

   comment by annika — Tuesday, August 22, 2006 @ 10:39 am

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3. Who knew the 12th imam was Stevie Nicks.

   comment by the Pirate — Tuesday, August 22, 2006 @ 11:48 am

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4. All your 12th imans are belong to us you infidel swine (there I feel much better now).

   comment by Swamp Rabbit — Tuesday, August 22, 2006 @ 1:57 pm

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5. Sorry, but I have found a picture of the true twelfth Imam which can be seen here.

   comment by Carl — Tuesday, August 22, 2006 @ 8:09 pm

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6. We’re STILL here! Israel was not reduced to a pile of rubble!

   Can I come out from underneath my desk yet?

   comment by Billy — Tuesday, August 22, 2006 @ 8:56 pm

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