MKH Upgraded to Category Five
August 23rd, 2006 at 8:35 am by Preston Taylor HolmesI’ve always liked Mary Katherine Ham – not just because she’s a Southern belle, not just because she’s a college football fan, and not just because she’s smart as hell. Those are all certainly good enough reasons.
After watching her recent Porkbusters vlog over at Michelle’s place, I must confess, now it’s a terminal case of LIKE LIKE. Yeah, I LIKE LIKE her.
(Don’t tell Mrs. Holmes)
Watch her fill in on the Vent and get into some Porkbusting. The GOP and the Donks are spending us into oblivion and the Porkbusters do a good job staying on their case. This is one of the reasons why we’ve abandoned the two-party system in favor of something better.
August 23rd, 2006 at 10:35 am
The RealVerse girl is a cutie too. I’d hesitate to say I like like her though. She looks so young that would classify me as a dirty old man.
August 23rd, 2006 at 1:40 pm
So does anyone have their phone numbers? I’m single, young, and on the prowl as my love letter to MKH might indicate.
August 23rd, 2006 at 2:24 pm
Mac,
You need to quit stalking these female bloggers and go search 3rd world countries for your soul mate…
http://jacquelinepassey.blogs.com/blog/2006/08/dating_tip_qual.html
August 23rd, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Mac,
Some dating tips for you…instead of stalking female bloggers:
1.Lower your standards and stop pursuing women who are out of your league. There are lots of fat single mothers out there who can’t find dates either.
2.Look in the developing world. If you’re literate with a home computer and an internet connection you are very wealthy compared to the rest of the world. Citizenship or legal permanent residency in a rich country makes you more attractive to women in poorer countries. Your value on the dating market is thus much higher there.
3.Self-improvement! I used to be a fat unattractive college dropout who couldn’t get her life together. Now I’m thin, attractive, and successfully self-employed after graduating. You can make yourself over into a higher-quality man capable of winning a higher-quality woman too.
I tried to link to my blog, but for some reason Preston will not allow it. I think he is still upset that I spurned him when we were in 5th grade. But you can “google” me…
August 23rd, 2006 at 3:18 pm
Your link got snagged in spam, sockpuppet. Personally, I think Jackie sounds like quite a catch. If I wasn’t married, I’d go after her “meatspace”.
August 23rd, 2006 at 4:42 pm
MmmmmmmmmmmMKH! She’s got “Shiksa-ppeal” to me!
That RealVerse girl is just more proof that conservative women are way hotter than their liberal, moonbat counterparts.
August 23rd, 2006 at 4:55 pm
Preston, I’d just like to point out that I was sweet on Mary first, and she liked it.
I plan on stalking her just as soon as I can figure out her address.
August 23rd, 2006 at 4:57 pm
And by the way, don’t tell my fiance this.
Or my girlfriend.
August 23rd, 2006 at 5:34 pm
Rob, don’t kid yourself. The chicks dig the 6 Meat brand. It’s like a status symbol. It’s like Jordache jeans and combs in the back pocket. It’s like roller skates and Xanadu. It’s like a Members Only jacket. It’s like legwarmers and body glitter. Just throw in the towel and leave it to us.
August 23rd, 2006 at 5:43 pm
Preston: Don’t hate me because Mary loves me.
The Say Anything brand is all pickup trucks, copenhagen, Grain Belt beer and fishin’ in the dark.
I think Mary, being a southern girl, will appreciate those things. Much more than legwarmers and body glitter, what ever those things are.
Freak.
August 24th, 2006 at 11:52 am
Jackie Mack Pass Whatever,
How’s life down there under the bridge? Captured yourself any delicious goats lately?
PTH,
If my socks have a hole in the toe, does that make them legwarmers by default?