Muslim Asian Students Get Number, Call Waaaahmbulance
August 23rd, 2006 at 9:36 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes
Speaking of Members Only™ jackets, these wacky made-for-ABC-Friday-Night-TV-sitcom students were shocked and dejected at causing a pre-flight mutiny by other, more sensible passengers on a UK-bound flight Saturday.
The extraordinary scenes happened after some of the 150 passengers on a Malaga-Manchester flight overheard two men of Asian appearance apparently talking Arabic.
It’s such a riot that the Brits refer to Middle-Easterners as “Asian”. That makes me laugh. But I digress.
It also raised fears that more travellers will take the law into their own hands – effectively conducting their own ‘passenger profiles’.
Passenger profiles would have gone a hell of a long way on September 11. We might as well take the law into our own hands since our governments are ruled by pussies who won’t do the jobs for which they were elected.
The two Asians in question are now milking their hurt feelings for all they’re worth.
Manchester Umist students Sohail Ashraf and Khurram Zeb, both 22, said they sympathised with nervous travellers, but urged people not to be paranoid about Muslims.
“We might be Asian, but we’re two ordinary lads who wanted a bit of fun,” Mr Ashraf told the Daily Mirror.
“Just because we’re Muslim does not mean we are suicide bombers.”
Well, we can be damned sure of one thing – if they’re suicide bombers, I can guaran-fuckin-tee you they’re muslims. Funny how that tends to work out.
It also probably didn’t help that they allegedly joked about it being the last 30 minutes of their lives.
It was then, he said, that his wife Susanne began talking to another passenger who said she had sat next to the two men.
“She said she had heard them saying it was the last 30 minutes of their lives,” said Mr Wearden. “It may well be that the two simply thought they were being funny, but it perhaps better explains the passenger reaction.”
Kudos to these mutinous passengers, who had the good sense to do some profiling of their own. Hopefully we’ll see more of this as our governments continue to drop the ball in the glorious name of political correctness. Pussies.
UPDATE:
Thanks to Nash for pointing out this article – complete with “more gay photos” as he so accurately puts it. The plot thickens with these two twats.
The pair booked their flights after the arrests over the alleged plot to bomb transatlantic jets, paying £166 each for an outward journey landing at 7.25pm in Malaga and returning to Manchester at 3am the next morning – giving them less than eight hours in Spain.
They said they wanted to ‘check out’ the resort before taking a holiday there next month. ‘It was the cheapest way to do it,’ said Ashraf. ‘It only cost us about £350 including a hire car.’ They spent their time in Malaga, he said, visiting bars and McDonald’s.
Ashraf, who lives in Manchester with his parents, brother and two sisters, added: ‘We did not do anything to attract attention on the plane. It was only when a little girl started to cry that people got agitated.’
Well, when these two go on vacation, they want to do some recon to make sure their resort of choice is stocked with enough lube to get them through. Just because they’re on holiday doesn’t mean they take a holiday from pounding each other’s colons six ways from Sunday.
August 23rd, 2006 at 9:51 pm
Gosh it’s Waleed and Achmed’s Excellent Adventure.
August 23rd, 2006 at 10:57 pm
“We might be Asian, but we’re two ordinary lads who wanted a bit of fun,” Mr Ashraf told the Daily Mirror.
When I think of Asian, I’m thinking Korean, Japanese, perhaps Vietnamese…FAR EASTERN.
News flash “lads”…you are MIDDLE EASTERN.
And they “wanted to have some fun”? Good thing I wasn’t on your flight “lads” or fun would have included my fist up your nose…
Or am I not being “tolerant”?
August 24th, 2006 at 3:23 am
They are so gay. I mean, who poses like that?
August 24th, 2006 at 7:30 am
They are so gay. I mean, who poses like that?
The devil’s in the details
August 24th, 2006 at 7:33 am
Oh, Manchester… so much to answer for… Edward see those alluring lights? Tonight will be your very last night…
August 24th, 2006 at 10:47 am
Not just gay, but like 80s gay.
At least they are only a century or so behind now. Hey, I bet they would pay top dollar for my old leg warmers or someone else’s old jerry (gerry?) curl cream!
August 24th, 2006 at 12:14 pm
Shhh. They only found out last week that Miami Vice was cancelled.
August 24th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
The extraordinary scenes happened after some of the 150 passengers on a Malaga-Manchester flight overheard two men of Asian appearance apparently talking Arabic.
It’s not the accent, or the language….It’s the ” this may be the last 30 minutes of our life” comment that would have done it for me….’FUN’like that should get your ass kicked.
stik
August 24th, 2006 at 3:43 pm
I have to stop scrolling down. Every time I see that picture, I get this sone in my head… Whyyyyy em see ay…
But I just had to risk it again to point out that it looks like it’s becoming a trend.
August 26th, 2006 at 10:05 pm
Don’t miss this article. More gay photos and questionable details:
http://tinyurl.com/q298u
The article states they spent £350 for the trip to spain that lasted less than eight hours, from 7:30 PM to 3 AM.
“They said they wanted to ‘check out’ the resort before taking a holiday there next month. ‘It was the cheapest way to do it,’ said Ashraf. ‘It only cost us about £350 including a hire car.’ They spent their time in Malaga, he said, visiting bars and McDonald’s.”