Bluto Reacts To Its Ignominious Demotion By The International Astronomical Union
August 25th, 2006 at 12:19 am by annikaExclusive video follows, showing Bluto’s angry denouncement of the IAU, who today demoted the planet to “dwarf” status.
Some astronomers have long argued that Bluto would be better classified as a zit… get it? For years, many scientists have been mystified by Bluto’s strange orbit, which seems to move in and out inexplicably.
Update: Okay, my boyfriend was looking over my shoulder as I wrote this and he’s now telling me the planet is called Pluto, not Bluto. I’m very certain he’s wrong, and I really don’t appreciate being corrected.
August 25th, 2006 at 1:35 am
The Post I Hate To Write (Updated Bumped! Video!!!!)…
In response to this.
Beth: War’s over, man. Blogosphere dropped the big one.
Vinnie: Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Martin: Germans?
Larr…
August 25th, 2006 at 3:23 am
Emily? Emily Litella? Is that you???
August 25th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Yeah,, I gotta’ go with Pluto as well.
August 27th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
Annika -
Don’t listen to these guys or your boyfriend. They must have learned that in some private school.
Pluto’s a dog. He runs around with Mickey Mouse.
Stick with Bluto.
Cheers,
Rob