Good News/Bad News SundayAugust 27th, 2006 at 9:31 am by Preston Taylor Holmes
Fox News journalists Steve Centanni and Olaf Wiig have been released by their islamofascist captors in Gaza. This is particularly good news given the dark shadow cast over the situation by Dr. S just a few days ago. That’s the good news part.
The bad news is that a regional jet went down just after takeoff from Lexington, KY, killing all but one passenger. I’m sure details will be forthcoming, but doesn’t sound terror-related.
More bad news, Ernesto is now officially a hurricane and is steaming into the Gulf of Mexico. But never fear, Nawlins, Mayor Ray will get you out just like he did last time. Just sit there and wait for the government to take care of everything.