U.S. Open Update

August 28th, 2006 at 4:35 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Nicole Vaidisova – just one more good reason to tune into the U.S. Open this week.

    

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UPDATE:

And one big reason NOT to watch:

UPDATE 2:

Agassi came back to beat Pavel in 4 sets late last night. I fell asleep in the 2nd set tiebreaker, though I did try to stay awake. Unfortunately, Agassi will not make it past the second round, as his next match is against Marcos Baghdatis, who will likely pound Agassi’s eyes shut.

One more comment on last night’s tennis “action” on the USA network. I am one of those people who tuned in to actually watch tennis, but instead got an hour and a half of self-congratulatory bullshit as the tennis establishment – yet again – patted itself on the back as they named the USTA National Tennis Center after Billie Jean King, their collective lord and savior. There is no bigger bunch of politically-correct, leftist narcissists than the powers-that-be that run U.S. tennis.

They simply can’t tell you enough times about all the lily-white, heterosexual, patriarchal barriers they’ve knocked down for black athletes, female athletes, gay female athletes, aids-infected athletes, one-legged amputee athletes, half-man-half-horse athletes and every other political special-interest group they can come up with. If they could find a way to bring three-time Masters champion Casey Martin (yeah, I know, who’s he?) over from the golf community, they’d collectively cream their jeans.

Hey, tennis establishment, shut your fucking self-congratulatory, leftist pieholes and let us watch some tennis. Pricks.

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11 Responses to “U.S. Open Update”

1. smantix Says:
   August 28th, 2006 at 6:25 pm

   Her thing looks puffy.

2. annika Says:
   August 28th, 2006 at 10:28 pm

   i’m guessing that aint the only thing lookin puffy out there.

   embiggen?

3. Vinnie Says:
   August 28th, 2006 at 11:07 pm

   Yeah, but can she suck a tennis ball through a tennis racquet and lay back with a beer?

4. MacStansbury Says:
   August 29th, 2006 at 11:15 am

   As soon as the intro with the “and all the flags under the United Nations” I changed the channel.

5. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   August 29th, 2006 at 1:07 pm

   Damn straight, Mac. Back in 2002 they did a 9/11 tribute during the opening ceremonies which was nothing more than an apology to islamofascism. I’ve hated the USTA ever since. Pricks.

6. Agassi Rules Says:
   August 29th, 2006 at 5:27 pm

   Andre will kick ass in the 2nd round – you watch!!

7. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   August 29th, 2006 at 6:06 pm

   Alright, Agassi Rules – come back here on Thursday night after the match and tell me how much ass was kicked and which ass it was. I’ll be right here. I have no life.

8. Mac Says:
   August 30th, 2006 at 1:34 pm

   I think Aggasi’s going to beat up Pete Sampras in the press box after his match with Baghdatis.

9. Donnah Says:
   September 1st, 2006 at 12:43 am

   Andre wins! I love you, Andre!!

10. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 7:20 am

    YOU WIN, DONNAH. I was wrong, you were right. I fell asleep at the end of the fourth set. I was sure that that was the end of Andre, but I was wrong, wrong, wrong!

11. Donnah Says:
    September 1st, 2006 at 1:59 pm

    I don’t know what he’s going to do about tomorrow. I heard that on his way to the parking lot last night he had to lay down on the sidewalk. He’s had all the cortisone he’s allowed to have.

    I was screaming for hours watching that match. Andre had that place packed to the rafters until 1:00 a.m.

    After he plays his last match, I’ll pop in my copy of skinny, teenage Andre beating Jimmy Connors at the USO.