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	<title>Comments on: U.S. Open Update</title>
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		<title>By: Donnah</title>
		<link>http://sixmeatbuffet.com/archives/2006/08/28/us-open-update/comment-page-1/#comment-24052</link>
		<dc:creator>Donnah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2006 17:59:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t know what he&#039;s going to do about tomorrow. I heard that on his way to the parking lot last night he had to lay down on the sidewalk. He&#039;s had all the cortisone he&#039;s allowed to have.

I was screaming for hours watching that match. Andre had that place packed to the rafters until 1:00 a.m.  

After he plays his last match, I&#039;ll pop in my copy of skinny, teenage Andre beating Jimmy Connors at the USO.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know what he&#8217;s going to do about tomorrow. I heard that on his way to the parking lot last night he had to lay down on the sidewalk. He&#8217;s had all the cortisone he&#8217;s allowed to have.</p>
<p>I was screaming for hours watching that match. Andre had that place packed to the rafters until 1:00 a.m.  </p>
<p>After he plays his last match, I&#8217;ll pop in my copy of skinny, teenage Andre beating Jimmy Connors at the USO.</p>
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		<title>By: Preston Taylor Holmes</title>
		<link>http://sixmeatbuffet.com/archives/2006/08/28/us-open-update/comment-page-1/#comment-23994</link>
		<dc:creator>Preston Taylor Holmes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>YOU WIN, DONNAH.  I was wrong, you were right.  I fell asleep at the end of the fourth set.  I was sure that that was the end of Andre, but I was wrong, wrong, wrong!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>YOU WIN, DONNAH.  I was wrong, you were right.  I fell asleep at the end of the fourth set.  I was sure that that was the end of Andre, but I was wrong, wrong, wrong!</p>
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		<title>By: Donnah</title>
		<link>http://sixmeatbuffet.com/archives/2006/08/28/us-open-update/comment-page-1/#comment-23978</link>
		<dc:creator>Donnah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2006 04:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Andre wins!  I love you, Andre!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Andre wins!  I love you, Andre!!</p>
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		<title>By: Mac</title>
		<link>http://sixmeatbuffet.com/archives/2006/08/28/us-open-update/comment-page-1/#comment-23852</link>
		<dc:creator>Mac</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 17:34:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think Aggasi&#039;s going to beat up Pete Sampras in the press box after his match with Baghdatis.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think Aggasi&#8217;s going to beat up Pete Sampras in the press box after his match with Baghdatis.</p>
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		<title>By: Preston Taylor Holmes</title>
		<link>http://sixmeatbuffet.com/archives/2006/08/28/us-open-update/comment-page-1/#comment-23760</link>
		<dc:creator>Preston Taylor Holmes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2006 22:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Alright, Agassi Rules - come back here on Thursday night after the match and tell me how much ass was kicked and which ass it was.  I&#039;ll be right here.  I have no life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alright, Agassi Rules &#8211; come back here on Thursday night after the match and tell me how much ass was kicked and which ass it was.  I&#8217;ll be right here.  I have no life.</p>
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		<title>By: Agassi Rules</title>
		<link>http://sixmeatbuffet.com/archives/2006/08/28/us-open-update/comment-page-1/#comment-23758</link>
		<dc:creator>Agassi Rules</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2006 21:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Andre will kick ass in the 2nd round - you watch!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Andre will kick ass in the 2nd round &#8211; you watch!!</p>
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		<title>By: Preston Taylor Holmes</title>
		<link>http://sixmeatbuffet.com/archives/2006/08/28/us-open-update/comment-page-1/#comment-23746</link>
		<dc:creator>Preston Taylor Holmes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2006 17:07:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damn straight, Mac.  Back in 2002 they did a 9/11 tribute during the opening ceremonies which was nothing more than an apology to islamofascism.  I&#039;ve hated the USTA ever since.  Pricks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn straight, Mac.  Back in 2002 they did a 9/11 tribute during the opening ceremonies which was nothing more than an apology to islamofascism.  I&#8217;ve hated the USTA ever since.  Pricks.</p>
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		<title>By: MacStansbury</title>
		<link>http://sixmeatbuffet.com/archives/2006/08/28/us-open-update/comment-page-1/#comment-23739</link>
		<dc:creator>MacStansbury</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2006 15:15:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As soon as the intro with the &quot;and all the flags under the United Nations&quot; I changed the channel.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As soon as the intro with the &#8220;and all the flags under the United Nations&#8221; I changed the channel.</p>
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		<title>By: Vinnie</title>
		<link>http://sixmeatbuffet.com/archives/2006/08/28/us-open-update/comment-page-1/#comment-23706</link>
		<dc:creator>Vinnie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:07:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, but can she suck a tennis ball through a tennis racquet and lay back with a beer?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, but can she suck a tennis ball through a tennis racquet and lay back with a beer?</p>
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		<title>By: annika</title>
		<link>http://sixmeatbuffet.com/archives/2006/08/28/us-open-update/comment-page-1/#comment-23701</link>
		<dc:creator>annika</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:28:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i&#039;m guessing that aint the only thing lookin puffy out there.

embiggen?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i&#8217;m guessing that aint the only thing lookin puffy out there.</p>
<p>embiggen?</p>
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