Should’ve Used Goatse
August 29th, 2006 at 11:31 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesThere is a talentless twat (who will remain nameless and unlinked) who runs a worthless blog that’s only content is railing against the work of the Blogfather. He is one of many horrible lefty bloggers who have absolutely no creativity and have nothing to add to the public debate. Worse yet, he’s a hotlinker.
Earlier today, the dumbass hotlinked one of our images. Just like a good liberal, he expects to make his way by living off the work of others – whether it’s his pathetic blog “content”, stealing bandwidth or suckling at the teet of the taxpayer, this guy is a classic pants-shitting socialist no-talent ass clown.
Surprisingly, he was wise enough to take down the hotlinked image that I’d changed just for him and upload the original pic to his own server. But not before I saved a screenshot.
I should have used Goatse. Next time I will.
August 29th, 2006 at 11:41 pm
[...] I say all that to provide the context for the subject of the link I’m about to show you. It’s from our brother-blog to the North called Six Meat Buffet, and it’s a post titled, “Should’ve Used Goatse.” [...]
August 30th, 2006 at 12:04 am
*snicker* I’ve had fun with htaccess and hotlinkers before. Some dumbass Frog linked to a picture of my cat … I replaced it with another sort of pussy. It’s still up there on some Frenchie forum … meh heh heh.
August 30th, 2006 at 12:50 am
I have THE anti-hotlinking goatse image for ya. I put it to use when the Freepers hotlinked shit from SondraK.
I’ll email it to you. (No, you won’t have to bleach your eyes. It’s not THAT bad.)
August 30th, 2006 at 2:12 am
Goatse.cx is so, like, 20th century. Jump on the tubgirl.com bandwagon, or start your own trend with this prolapsed anus!
August 30th, 2006 at 2:16 am
I don’t get it. I thought you creative types were too clever to use pornography to illustrate your Big Idea.
August 30th, 2006 at 6:00 am
A “talentless twat” in the blogosphere? Surely you kid.
August 30th, 2006 at 7:22 am
Well, Sharon, there are 10 million of us.
Thanks Beth.
And “prolapsed anus” is a pretty good description of this dickweed’s blog.
August 30th, 2006 at 7:36 am
heh… I’ll have to remember that when it inevitably occurs. Don’t know how SMB escaped my blogroll this long.
August 30th, 2006 at 7:55 am
“*snicker* I’ve had fun with htaccess and hotlinkers before. ”
Lissa, can you please tell me how that works?
August 30th, 2006 at 9:46 am
Doug, Tubgirl is old too. And unlike goatse, reeeeally gross.
Bloodstomper: Spam much? You left the exact same nonsense at my site. I think I’ll just go delete it. Spammers suck.
August 30th, 2006 at 10:49 am
Cranky, You can set up a redirect in your htaccess file to replace one image with another. Here’s a really good explanation of how to do this:
http://tinyurl.com/mywlv
August 30th, 2006 at 11:50 am
Tubgirl’s old, just not as tired, I guess. And a perfect fit for bedwetting hotlinkers, IMO.
August 30th, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Sadly, I know what you’re talking about when you say tubgirl.
Yuk.
August 30th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
WTF is Goatse?…
For awhile now, I have been seeing the term goatse referenced on many of my favorite blogs. Since I am not one of the blogging cool kids, I really had no idea what the hell that was about. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever been …