6MB – We’re Big On Reservations
August 31st, 2006 at 7:07 pm by annika
Hell, we’re big everywhere. But what the fuck? Carrottop gets billed ahead of us???
Speaking of Carrottop and hell, there’s a religious/philosophical question I’ve sometimes wondered about. Let’s say the devil starts thinking that there isn’t enough comedy in hell. Whom does he recruit? I say the top prospects would be either Gallagher, Pauly Shore, or Carrottop.
Carrottop has the hair for it, and he’s annoyingly unfunny.
Pauly Shore would be easy to recruit. Any one of his moves would earn him a ticket to the lowest circle of hell. And he’s annoyingly unfunny.
And while Gallagher can sometimes make me laugh, I put him on the list because he just bugs me for some reason.
September 1st, 2006 at 12:32 am
Annika,
I nominate Pee Wee Herman…
September 1st, 2006 at 12:38 am
pee wee is a friggin geenyus
September 1st, 2006 at 12:41 am
Yes, but he is also a sick perv. Hell is filled with geniuses. Pee Wee would be an easy recruit…
September 1st, 2006 at 12:43 am
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September 1st, 2006 at 12:49 am
Annika,
Which Gallagher bugs you more… The original Gallagher or the brother that took over the act?
I remember this gameshow when I was a little kid called “Make Me Laugh”. http://www.jumptheshark.com/m/makemelaugh.htm That’s the first time I remember seeing Gallagher and his no-talent act. Even at the age of 8 I could never find it even remotely funny to use a sledge hammer to smash large fruits and vegetables and call it comedy.
September 1st, 2006 at 12:57 am
That is too funny. You win, Annika. It’s your hell, you pick the headliners…
September 1st, 2006 at 9:21 am
Sandra Bernhard, Margaret Cho, Richard Lewis, Al Franken. That would get me to church on time.