SHOCK: PELOSI RAPED IN NEW MOVIE
August 31st, 2006 at 7:58 pm by Cranky
Yes, I know this is in incredibly poor taste. It also shows how petty, vindictive and downright childish I can be when it comes to criticizing politics I don’t agree with.
But hey, it couldn’t be more offensive than this.
UPDATE: Oh yes. Forgot to mention that I’m only insinuating that failed liberal policies bring about horrific consequences to those who espouse them in order to provoke dialogue.
UPDATE II: I can’t BEEE-LEEEVE I forgot to mention this; The movie most definitely is an even-handed treatment of the issues surrounding the disastrous Welfare State.
August 31st, 2006 at 8:32 pm
Eh… don’t go apologizing. You don’t hear those pricks apologizing for their “movie”.
And everyone knows this is satire – I mean… who in their right mind would rape Pelosi?
August 31st, 2006 at 9:27 pm
Yep, Cranky, that was an excellent post, and Preston gave you just the “right” kind of encouragement, so to speak. Pelosi is a charter member of Skanks, Inc., along with Cindy Sheehan, and Barbara Mikulski. I, however, am planning a sneak attack against these three hos. I have just completed an Avon bomb, with a Maybelline fuse, and it has just the right amount of Revlon mascara, along with the pink Mary Kay logo. Can you imagine the effect of such a weapon? Now, you are all sworn to secrecy.
August 31st, 2006 at 9:33 pm
jj, I believe you are the pioneer of the Marykay Cocktail!
No mercy.
August 31st, 2006 at 10:37 pm
Hehehe, a weapon of mass reflection, it is, cranky. Every mirror will be so proud!
August 31st, 2006 at 10:59 pm
Rape is the only way Pelosi could get laid! You would have to be a one desperate man to want to put your hands on this bitch!
If you think she is a bitch you’ll love this!
August 31st, 2006 at 11:45 pm
Cranky,
That was insensitive and disgusting. You should be ashamed…
August 31st, 2006 at 11:47 pm
the article about the movie contains this sentence:
“But the drama, which will be shown on Channel 4 after being screened on More4, has angered some Americans who have seen four presidents assassinated while in office.”
Really? I had no idea there were still people alive who were around when Lincoln was assassinated?
September 1st, 2006 at 7:11 am
I’m still very sensitive about the Lincoln assassination. I can still see him in that motorcade, his wife bravely shielding him from more shots from John Hinkley Jr. on the grassy knoll.
September 1st, 2006 at 10:23 am
While you lament the Lincoln assassination, I still vividly recall the impact the Garfield assassination had on our country.
First he was shot by a Frenchy…a blow to this country’s morale.
Then the US was sent spiraling into economic depression and moral decay by the oppressive policies of RINO Chester Arthur.
I remember it like it was just yesterday…
September 1st, 2006 at 2:24 pm
Hey,, could we get some Hillary lesbian-rape Pelosi scenes in that movie, oh, oh and Teddy “the tank Kennedy” takin’ it up the ole’ poop-chute by Alan Colmes with a strap-on on his head,, and,, and (oh hell, this is gettin’ too weird now)
September 1st, 2006 at 9:42 pm
I find this parody to be far less offensive than a certain “British” movie about murdering our President. I flat DO NOT understand what gets into those peoples minds. It is not art, it is not intertainment. It’s a plain political statement and a damn stupid one at that. Pardon my freaking French.
September 2nd, 2006 at 12:46 am
Yes Skul, the British movie may be a political statement, but this type of art form is often necessary in order to expose the tyranny and diobolical lies of an oppressive regime.
Our hope here in the world of cinematic art is that it will provoke thought and discussion that may lead to someone actually taking action. What kind of action? Well, here in the world of artistic genius we won’t actually take responsibility for whatever actions may occur.
And if that Pelosi movie has a sequel, I volunteer to be cast as the next Pelosi rapist. I’d tap that…
September 2nd, 2006 at 7:46 am
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September 2nd, 2006 at 3:05 pm
Cripes MM, for a minute there I thought I was going to have to wash my monitor.:mrgreen: Just out of curiousity, what were thinking of “tapping” her with?
September 2nd, 2006 at 11:19 pm
I think old Michael was considering a tongue lashing of Pelosi, skul. And think how that would appeal to the horror movie crowd, as they seem to always want to push the envelope with more and more “Gore”. I can hardly imagine that one could walk out of such a movie with supper left undisturbed.
September 3rd, 2006 at 1:45 am
Well, my pecker of course…but since I have had difficulty finding it lately, I may just use a couple of raised glazed from Krispy Kreme…
I have a few thous…er…dozen around here you see…
September 3rd, 2006 at 2:27 pm
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