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John McCain Can Eat My Balls

September 5th, 2006 at 7:14 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

I wouldn’t vote for that sonofabitch if you threatened to chain me down and have Rosie O’Donnell use my face as a bicycle seat. And that’s a fate worse than death, my brothers and sisters.

Why do I hate McCain so? Is it the fact that he’s yet another RINO egomaniac? Is it because he seems to flip-flop on his support of the war on terror each and every week? No, it’s because he’s the prime example of the GOP Senate’s tendency to reach across the aisle, lube up and make room in his colon for more Donkey digits than even Barney Frank could handle. His greatest offense? McCain/Feingold.

What should have been a legislative abortion now marks the end of political campaign-related free speech on Thursday.

WASHINGTON – Something almost without precedent in America will happen Thursday. That’s the day when McCain-Feingold — aka the Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act of 2002 — will officially silence broadcast advertising that contains criticism of members of Congress seeking re-election in November. Before 2006, American election campaigns traditionally began in earnest after Labor Day. Unless McCain-Feingold is repealed, Labor Day will henceforth mark the point in the campaign when congressional incumbents can sit back and cruise, free of those pesky negative TV and radio spots. It is the most effective incumbent protection act possible, short of abolishing the elections themselves.

Why was this bill supported by both parties? Because they’re cut from the same cloth. It’s like the NBA All-Star game – they wear different uniforms, but they’re really on the same team – the team of the incumbency – the one that beats and rapes us every two years and doesn’t even have the common courtesy to tell us to “put some ice on that…”.

How can this possibly be, you ask? McCain-Feingold — named after the law’s main advocates, Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., and Russ Feingold, D-Wis. — bans all broadcast political advocacy advertising that mentions candidates by name, beginning 60 days before the election. President Bush signed and the U.S. Supreme Court shockingly upheld McCain-Feingold three years ago. Earlier this week, the Federal Election Commission, decided against allowing an exemption to the ban that would have allowed some highly restricted advocacy ads by groups like the U.S. Chamber of Commerce and the AFL-CIO.

Shock! President Junior signed it and this blatant violation of the First Amendment was upheld by SCOTUS? If ever you needed convincing that the fix is in, this is about all you need.

Will it ever be repealed, as this D.C. Examiner columnist hopes? Not by the bunch of thugs that are in the Senate today – I can promise you that. Isn’t it unsurprising that – in a response to the problem of too much money in politics, that politicians decide to squash freedom of speech instead of making it easier to find out where the money in politics is coming from and how the alleged problem can be corrected. Sounds like standard governmental operating procedure to me.

UPDATE:

I really had no idea that some Eurabians had fired a missile at McCain’s helicopter convoy over the weekend. That doesn’t change the fact that he can eat my balls.

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9 Responses to “John McCain Can Eat My Balls”

Naked Villainy Says:
September 5th, 2006 at 9:41 am
Long Weekend Over……

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader hopes that you all had a great long weekend (assuming of course that you didn’t have to toil for The Man). Over the weekend your Maximum Leader hoped to use all the free time……
Billy Says:
September 5th, 2006 at 10:17 am
I didn’t even get past the first sentence before I knew it was another “Preston”…

Thanks Preston…coffee out my nose and all over my laptop keyboard…
annika Says:
September 5th, 2006 at 10:49 am
that missile must have felt like deja vu to him…
c.a. Marks Says:
September 5th, 2006 at 2:11 pm
I like the way you talk.
jesusland joe Says:
September 5th, 2006 at 4:57 pm
I thought about what you said, Preston, and then I considered an electoral matchup between Hillary and John. The devil or the witch, frick and frac, bad and worst, and I decided I would just have to stay home and watch all the felons from Tennessee and Washington decide the next election. Oh, and the illegal aliens. No matter the result, we’re screwed, big time.
Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
September 5th, 2006 at 6:02 pm
That’s the problem isn’t it, Joe. Do you vote for the National Socialist party (Donks) or the Republicrat Semi-Socialists? The only thing the GOP had to offer me last time was lower taxes and the alleged spine to tackle the war on terror. It ain’t much of a spine when you look at what a joke the Bush Doctrine has become in addition to the Dept of Homeland Insecurity. Stay tuned for my indepth “top ten reason we’re all screwed” series. It should be depressing.
RTG Says:
September 5th, 2006 at 6:46 pm
Annika,

You are so freakin’ awesome I’m at a loss for adjectives.
Sharon Cobb Says:
September 6th, 2006 at 1:06 am
My side will trade Joe Lieberman for John.
Deal?
annika Says:
September 7th, 2006 at 12:17 am
wow, RTG, “freakin’” and “awesome” works for me.:grin:

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