One Prick’s Look at The Issues
September 5th, 2006 at 4:11 pm by CrankyA little perusing of the Democratic party’s platform shows how we as a country are royally screwed.
Besides identifying Republicans as “do nothing”, there is very little believable in their agenda.
Summarized for your reading enjoyment is an analysis of both the Dem’s and the Repub’s position on the issues.
| Issue | Republican | Democratic |
| Illegal Immigration | Nothing | Adopt a tough and comprehensive immigration plan which respects people of all races. |
| Domestic Security | Nothing | Adopt a tough and comprehensive plan to check every freakin’ cargo container entering the country.
Also, boost law enforcement while respecting individual privacy by prohibiting wiretaps, profiling, communication between the different branches of law enforcement and bag checks on New York City subways. |
| The War on Terror | Wage war on Jihadis both domestically and internationally. |
Identify
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| “Family” Issues | Pass feelgood laws/amendments. | Defend the American family be they working-class, gay, lesbian, transgender or questioning. |
| Irresponsible Spending | Condemn it (Nothing) | Do everything possible to get back in first position at the trough. |
| Energy Policy | Nothing | Implement a strong two-pronged strategy by taxing the hell out of SUVs and gasoline and seeing if Hugo Chavez has any more of the boffo cheap oil to donate. |
September 5th, 2006 at 5:11 pm
Bwahahaha!
September 5th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
Seriously Gordo. It’s time we put our prick platform to pen and paper.
September 5th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
Does anyone have pen and paper? Time is running out for our platform – at least for 2006.
September 5th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
I dunno, let’s just run it up the flagpole and see who salutes. >titter<
September 5th, 2006 at 11:42 pm
Noticeably missing are the Republican and Democratic positions on Chickweed….
This could be the issue that puts an IP Party candidate in the White House in ’08…
September 6th, 2006 at 12:46 am
Insufferable Pricks Party Election Guide…
Just so you’ll be able to tell the difference between the two major parties on the big issues, Cranky Neocon at 6MB has prepared an informative and handy Election Issues Comparison Chart. It’s suitable for printing, so you can take……
September 6th, 2006 at 11:42 pm
Tables rule.