Comments on: You Know It’s Football Season

By: Swamp Rabbit

Swamp Rabbit — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 18:36:55 +0000

The NCAA has rules? WOW

By: Andrew Kaduk

Andrew Kaduk — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 04:47:44 +0000

I can’t believe the suspended Mitch! What a dumb idea. Now they don’t have a punter at all!!! Although, it should be noted that with an average of 37.6 yards per punt, they pretty much didn’t have one before the stabbing either.

I guess they could offer some wino a scholarship and a meal card to come punt for them…or would that violate NCAA rules?

By: Doug

Doug — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 04:35:25 +0000

Don’t take it so hard, YS. I consider it a small miracle that I got to take such an obvious shot in the first place, and you showed up 7th. I would have thought that Preston of all people would refer to an event like this getting “Hardinged”. I clicked “Speak!” still dazed with disbelief.

By: Yiddish Steel

Yiddish Steel — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 04:27:26 +0000

Doug… You bastard! You jaked my line! I was just about to declare that Mitch Cozad is just a poor man’s Jeff Gilooly. But, it was Shane Stanton that laid the pipe to that ingrate, Nancy Kerrigan’s knee (“Why meeeeeee?!?! Why meeeeee?!?!”). Cozad at least took matters into his own hands instead of hiring some 3rd string linebacker goon to do it for him.

By: Doug

Doug — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 04:20:12 +0000

I only go to mud wrestling palaces in disguise anyway, Tonya. But even still, maybe I should just back off for a bit.

By: stiknstein

stiknstein — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:04:58 +0000

Mitch Cozad…… from Wheatland, Wyo.?

You have to be making that up.

stik

By: Tonya

Tonya — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 23:54:33 +0000

Gosh, that Mendoza guy is such a WUSS. Suggested reading: Machiavelli’s “The Prince”.

If you have to squash or maim those who are standing in your way to success, it’s totally justified…

And Doug, you deserve to get your ass kicked. I’d stay away from skating rinks or mud-wrestling palaces for a while…

By: TinyElvis

TinyElvis — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 21:51:53 +0000

I find it amusing that he was evicted from his residence and expelled from school but only suspended from the team. So he’ll have to sit out what.. a few weeks?

By: Swamp Rabbit

Swamp Rabbit — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 18:26:02 +0000

I think Doug is on to something here.

By: Doug

Doug — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 18:15:41 +0000

Not everyone has an ex to have the competition kneecapped for them, you know.