P.C. Writing Skills
September 14th, 2006 at 10:06 am by CrankyI guess the University of Phoenix has a virtual campus in eBerkeley. Sean Gleeson tries (and fails, I might add), to answer these questions correctly.
e.g.
Making Language Nonsexist
1. The directors and their wives met the stockholders for a night on the town.
ANSWER: The directors and stockholders met for a night on the town, but the wives came too.
2. Each advisor was contacted by his students.
ANSWER: Each advisor was castrated by his students.
Hilarity ensues.
September 14th, 2006 at 7:31 pm
Thanks. My ability to write such well crafted politically correct sentences is the reason for my popularity with crazy chicks.