Comments on: Lee Harvey Oswald Does The Oscars

By: Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Taylor Holmes — Tue, 19 Sep 2006 13:16:46 +0000

Jello Biafra is still alive?!? Makes me want to go on a Holiday in Cambodia. Perhaps he should take a Holiday in Teheran. A permanent one.

By: rg

rg — Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:27:34 +0000

How about Jello Biafra? Unless, of course, he has already expired from the ravages of syphilis? His schtick was over a long time ago. Like, 1968.

Come to think of it, you can have Shania Twain, too. There’s a limit to how much I’m willing to pay for a lap-dance.

By: Smantix

Smantix — Sun, 17 Sep 2006 22:25:32 +0000

rg – if you would like to contribute any San Franciscans to go up against the wall, I’ve got a crosshair waiting and an itchy Photoshop finger.

By: rg

rg — Sun, 17 Sep 2006 21:51:16 +0000

When you do invade Canada, please don’t tar us all with the same brush. I, for one, would be happy to prove my loyalty to my new Yankee overlords by providing a list of traitors … and anyone else I don’t like.

Come on. That movie is a British production. Do you honestly think it wouldn’t receive the same fawning tongue-bath from pretentious, effete, urban, latté-slurping, designer-glasses-wearing, left wing dimwits, if this movie were shown in San Francisco?

By: Cranky

Cranky — Sun, 17 Sep 2006 20:13:42 +0000

Prize of International Critics Did they just create that award for the brand new “Audacity” category?

It has about as much merit as Jimmah Carter’s Nobel award for saying Bush lied, people died.

It is a self congratulatory gesture which bears an uncanny resemblance to masturbation.

By: Smantix

Smantix — Sun, 17 Sep 2006 20:02:36 +0000

That is an excellent defense plan Preston. By the time we get it constructed, it will be bombing the Russians who will have already taken over Canada’s oil reserves.

By: Lee

Lee — Sun, 17 Sep 2006 18:53:19 +0000

The real interesting thing about all this bullshit is that most critics panned it, yet it won the ‘critics’ award from the judges. Apparently politics takes precedent over art at these things now.

Not that I’m too terribly surprised by this, but it is worth pointing out… again.

By: Preston Taylor Holmes

Preston Taylor Holmes — Sun, 17 Sep 2006 17:58:24 +0000

This is yet another reason we need to finish work on my Star Wars missile shield initiative.