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Sweet Justice

September 17th, 2006 at 10:13 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

This one has lifted my spirits on a football-hangover-Sunday-morning. 51-year-old nurse strangles intruder to death – intruder turns out to be hit man hired by her husband.

PORTLAND, Ore. – When Susan Kuhnhausen returned home from work one day earlier this month, she encountered an intruder wielding a claw hammer. After a struggle, the 51-year-old nurse fended off her attacker by strangling him with her bare hands.

Neighbors praised the woman for her bravery, and investigators said they believed the dead man — Edward Dalton Haffey — was burglarizing Kuhnhausen’s home. But after an investigation, police now say the intruder Kuhnhausen strangled was apparently a hit man hired by her estranged husband — Michael James Kuhnhausen Sr. — to kill her.

I love it when scumbags take a dirt nap. Quick lesson for other would-be thugs: Don’t mess with Susan Kuhnhausen.

An emergency room nurse who lives in a southeast Portland neighborhood, Susan Kuhnhausen arrived home on the evening of Sept. 6 to find Haffey coming at her with a claw hammer.

She was struck in the head and wrested the weapon away, but the struggle continued and Haffey bit the nurse, according to police. A large woman, she was eventually able to get the slight Haffey into a chokehold and police later found him dead in a hallway. An autopsy revealed the cause of death as strangulation.

Police say she acted in self-defense.

That’s one tough broad. Thank you Susan, for taking out the trash.


One Response to “Sweet Justice”

  1. Gordon Says:

    I bet she’ll be getting marriage offers soon after her scummy ex gets convicted.

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