Intergalactic Space Homies From Planet Parliament Call Brother Farrakhan Home
September 23rd, 2006 at 2:30 am by Smantix
Nation of Islam cult-leader and murderer of Malcolm X, Louis Farrakhan, has unknowingly allowed the Jews to spread the cancer, previously confined to his diseased mind, to his prostate and the eerily hasidic-looking Grim Reaper is waiting to collect on his soul like an invoice from an attorney – 120 days past due:
In an open letter to members, the 73-year-old said he was suffering pain like that he had felt in 1998 when he was diagnosed with prostate cancer.
He requested that his followers carry on with his movement after his death.
He supports African-Americans having their own nation and is regarded as one of the most controversial and charismatic African-Americans alive.
He has also been accused (emphasis: mine) of being an anti-Semite.
He revealed his health problems in a letter on Friday to Nation of Islam members in its newspaper, the Final Call, in which he compared his health problems to those of Fidel Castro.
A multi-millionaire that’s sequestered away from the flocks he’s fleeced for decades like a wretched dog curled up in a corner? Refusing to let a camera get a peak at the horrors God has cursed upon his mortal frame for the plague of his existence?
Yep, sounds like Castro.
Do the world a favor, Calypso – abandon Mothership Earth for that great Anal Probe In the Sky that you claimed gave you the cosmic high colonic back in the ’90s.
September 23rd, 2006 at 10:51 am
You are going to love this Smantix. I qoute from todays Houston Chronicle. “Farrakhan, 73, said he began suffering pain earlier this year similar to 1998, when he was diagnosed with prostrate cancer and underwent surgery. HE SAID DOCTORS DISCOVERED AN ULCER IN HIS ANAL AREA DURING A VISIT TO CUBA IN MARCH”:shock: End of qoute.
I think I’ll stop here, I can’t think of anything else I can say.
September 23rd, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Best blog article title EVA.
Power to ALL my black bruthas and sistas against the white menace.
September 23rd, 2006 at 5:00 pm
It was going to be Funkmaster Farrakhan but my allegiance to alliteration is only so strong.
September 23rd, 2006 at 10:13 pm
I bow to the king of politically incorrectness.
I finally figured out why I like this site so much.
Aside from the fact that I’ve always been a huge fan of the way Smantix writes, the three main writers are like a conservative Bill Maher. (A compliment)
It’s funny(funny strange) how most of my fellow liberals will laugh at Maher, even though he’s clearly sexist and ageist; because he’s a liberal it’s okay. But when you guys snark, it’s time to call the ACLU.
I still don’t know of anything I agree with you all about except music, Israel and toads, but dang you all are entertaining.
September 23rd, 2006 at 11:39 pm
Wotta freakin’ weekend! Farrakhan, OBL (maybe) and now Bubba losing it with Chris Wallace on Fox News. Thank God I’m off til Tuesday, so’s I can soak it all in.
September 24th, 2006 at 10:19 am
You didn’t used to like me so much Sharon. I found some old threads from a couple of years ago.
September 24th, 2006 at 10:41 am
Sharon,
You aren’t that far from moving away from the dark side. Come to the light…the light…the light…
September 24th, 2006 at 2:59 pm
Sunday Funnies…
image courtesy of faithmouse
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IMAO finds a new Skynard fan!
Point Five reports on a giant spinach salad buffet sponsored by the Reality Based Community.
Right Jokester: Yo! You, listen up!…
September 24th, 2006 at 5:20 pm
Navin Johnson never looked so right in the sidebar.
September 24th, 2006 at 5:23 pm
Smantix,
I didn’t always like what you wrote…sometimes I still don’t. But that doesn’t mean I haven’t always thought you were a great writer. I think that was the first thing I ever said to you when we met.
There’s a difference.
Secondly, and much more of an epiphany for me and not so much to do with you specifically, during my tenure as a blogger I discovered some conservatives are much more tolerant than some liberals. That was an eye opener, to say the least. Look at some of the stupidity and unprofessionalism in the TN blog world. We both know where most of it comes from. It took me some time to learn. Hey, I never claimed to be a brain surgeon!
Billy–lol.
September 24th, 2006 at 5:52 pm
You’ll have to teach me the secret to making friends Sharon. I’m afraid I just don’t have what it takes.
Is it “flattery gets you everywhere”? Cause I’ve always been real bad at that one. I throw around praise like manhole covers.
September 24th, 2006 at 6:48 pm
Smantix,
You’re talking to the wrong person when it comes to making friends, at least in the blog world. I do fine in the *real* world, but I have discovered I am deeply disliked by so called liberals, some who have never even had a conversation with me, for things that aren’t even close to being based in reality. (Insert joke–Isn’t that just like a liberal)
My background is in all forms of journalism and working in politics. Because I am old,(49) I’ve been doing this for 30 years and have always enjoyed a good relationship with other professionals of all political leanings. I could do an interview with a staunch conservative, then we’d go hang out after the interview. The big boyz and girlz still do that. If you think Chris Wallace and Bill Clinton didn’t break bread together after the interview, you’re probably wrong.
But some in the blog world in Tennessee are like high school kids with credit cards. It’s pathetic. It also makes it harder for the many bloggers who are actually trying to do some real citizen journalism and who actually check their facts and sources. The good ones get overshadowed by a group of cyber bullies who think they own the Tennessee blog world when none of them have actually held a job in journalism or in politics, and they hate those of us who have because they are part of this new medium, and people like me are the dinasours with nothing to contribute.
Uh…you think you hit a raw nerve with me on this one?
So yeah. I’m the asshole. I’m the bad guy because I actually go out and get the stories instead of sitting around whining, and I have a good relationship with conservatives–the latter being far worse than anything else they can imagine, and they do have quite an imagination. I suppose the only things worse to many of them is that I am pro Israel. Of course, not one of them could give you the history of Israel and the Palestinian people. If you were to ask one of them about the Ottoman Empire, I’m sure they would say they have a lovely ottoman in their livingroom.
September 24th, 2006 at 8:43 pm
Don’t sell Google short. Nowadays anyone can seem like they know a lot about a subject they knew nothing about 10 minutes ago.
However, “surface smart” only works on other people whose depth can be measured in the deep end of a coffee saucer. And linking to other people’s opinions while not offering any serious ones of your own will only go so far.
I’m in no rush though. I’ve seen the mighty rise and I’m sure before all is said and done that I’ll see the mighty come hurdling back to Earth. In these times, Icarus will blame global warming.
September 24th, 2006 at 9:05 pm
Well, crap. I had to Google Icarus.
Don’t you just love irony?
September 24th, 2006 at 9:46 pm
Gee Smantix…you have been awfully eloquent today…
Put that bottle away on Sundays, do ya?
September 25th, 2006 at 7:08 am
As pro-football is on Sunday, it’s always a coin toss and I’m prone to getting increasingly lyrical the closer to .08 I get. Go too far and I can only liken it to watching a soliloquy from a drunk thesaurus.
But if I let the Titans dictate my drinking schedule, I’d still be under the bridge trying to find a newspaper to use as a blanket.