International House O’ Flapjacks

September 23rd, 2006 at 12:30 am by Smantix

Uh…yea. I’ll have an order of the runny eggs hanging on a rusty nail.

Umm..with a side of flapjacks.

(Wonderbra snap to that sissy Drudge)

I still look young for my age though my bacon strip is a little worse for the wear.

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13 Responses to “International House O’ Flapjacks”

1. Skul Says:
   September 23rd, 2006 at 12:34 am

   Are those toads in her shirt?

2. Smantix Says:
   September 23rd, 2006 at 12:46 am

   I doubt it. Toads still have some spring in their step.

   The only thing missing from her blouse is the yellow dividing highway stripe.

3. Billy Says:
   September 23rd, 2006 at 1:21 am

   OK, babies dying in puke and Babs sagging breasts…

   Can’t…take…anymore…

   All I ask is that you PLEASE don’t allow that link to a prolapsed anus again….

4. Yiddish Steel Says:
   September 23rd, 2006 at 2:18 am

   Uh, yeah… “Flapjacks”… They can almost qualify as banana tits. Almost.

5. Smantix Says:
   September 23rd, 2006 at 2:37 am

   I’m not saying she’s got saggy funbags but in the South we get in trouble if we put our elbows on the table.

6. Sharon Cobb Says:
   September 23rd, 2006 at 4:29 am

   Note to self: Wear my Wonderbra when around Smantix.

7. Skul Says:
   September 23rd, 2006 at 10:43 am

   “I’m not saying she’s got saggy funbags but in the South we get in trouble if we put our elbows on the table.”
   comment by Smantix

   Jeez Smantix, yer killin’ me here.

8. annika Says:
   September 23rd, 2006 at 12:11 pm

   hilarious Smantix!

9. Doug Says:
   September 23rd, 2006 at 7:02 pm

   I think she’s smuggling salmon.

10. Gordon Says:
    September 23rd, 2006 at 7:45 pm

    Smantix, you’re like Mark Steyn. A dirty, filthy Mark Steyn.

11. Smantix Says:
    September 23rd, 2006 at 8:03 pm

    Salmon or Red Herrings? It’s a sordid fish tale either way.

    Cranky – I think that’s the nicest thing anybody has ever said about my limited blogging abilities.

12. geezer Says:
    September 23rd, 2006 at 11:46 pm

    James Brolin — “Amityville Horror” — Babs’ elbow-touching nipples. Me, I’m thinking Rod Steiger’s glad he’s dead before they could’ve called him over to deal with the flies buzzing around those things.

13. Swamp Rabbit Says:
    September 26th, 2006 at 2:33 pm

    Looks like she’s going for the Miss Chokesondicks (South Park) look