We Declare Jihad on High Prices!
September 25th, 2006 at 12:51 pm by Preston Taylor HolmesThis is really good stuff.
The radio advertisement for the Dennis Mitsubishi car dealership in Columbus, Ohio, has “a whole jihad theme,” said Adnan Mirza, director of the Columbus office of the Council on American-Islamic Relations.
“They are planning on launching a jihad on the automotive market and their representatives would be wearing burqas … ,” Mirza said. “They mentioned the pope in there and also about giving rubber swords out to the kiddies — really just reprehensible-type comments.”
If a dealership did that around here, I’d make damn sure that I bought my next car from them. Hell, I may even make the short drive up to Cincy and buy a Mitsubishi when my ‘72 pinto finally gives up the ghost. Fatwa Fridays! Indeed!
Gee, thanks CAIR. If anyone knows about issuing Fatwas and waging Jihad, it’s you pussies. Why don’t you send yourselves to western civilization sensitivity training? Maybe that will help you dislodge your heads from your collective rectum, you hypersensitive pansies.
h/t Canuck
September 25th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
I heard on the radio this morning the car dealership people don’t plan on changing or removing the commercial. Good for them!
September 25th, 2006 at 2:12 pm
Brilliant
September 25th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
What a coincidence! This week, I’m running an Abu Gharaib S&M special!
Mmmm…pyramids.
September 25th, 2006 at 4:01 pm
EXACTAMUNDO, Holmes! That’s exactly what these pants-shitting terror-supporters from CAIR need: Western CIvilization Sensitivity Training.
These guys at Denny Mitsubishi better not back down from these jihadi fukkers!
September 25th, 2006 at 6:29 pm
I wish I needed a car. And could afford one.
September 25th, 2006 at 8:49 pm
How dare that car dealership mock one of the central tenets of Islam? Mocking the belief that non-believers should be slaughtered is like mocking Catholics for eating fish on Fridays! What about diversity? Maybe cutting people’s heads off isn’t right for me, but that doesn’t mean it’s not right for you.
September 25th, 2006 at 9:43 pm
Not OT……
FBI Inspector: You want to give me that again?
Jeff: Uh, well, yes. As I say, Inspector, I heard this large explosion and I rushed out, I couldn’t tell what was going on. I saw the car over there in flames and all these strange little characters, you know, with towels on their heads, weird little goatees and stuff, running around yelling: “Ayatollah, Ayatollah.” Then they all got in a car and drove away. I guess it was Iranian students out to discredit the American way of life. I can’t imagine who else would do such a thing.
And the Movie was?
September 26th, 2006 at 10:41 pm
Dammit, those wankers at CAIR declared a jihad on the jihad and we ain’t gonna have no jihad now. And this was the one jihad I was looking forward to. Another disappointing moment in this summer of disappointments, what with no Cat V hurricanes and all. And global warming seeming cooler and cooler all the time. What a bummer!