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Welcome To The Club, Bluehairs

September 25th, 2006 at 10:02 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

It appears that the AARP – of all groups! – have joined my Stop the Vote! campaign.

They’ve done so by creating a site called dontvote.com. I saw an ad for this earlier this evening and couldn’t believe my freakin’ eyes. I assumed it was some gimmick aimed at reminding seniors to get out and vote for anyone with a “D” by their name, because the other guys are going to take away your social security and make you eat dog food.

But, no. It’s a site that actually recommends that you “Don’t vote unless you know where the candidates stand on the issues.” Will wonders never cease?! Good for you, bluehairs. Finally, some common sense from your demographic.


4 Responses to “Welcome To The Club, Bluehairs”

  1. Sharon Cobb Says:

    I resemble that remark! On Oct 9, I’ll be getting a card from AARP.
    I *do* have some blue hair, but it’s manic panic mixed in with my black hair. Ahhh…the new face of blue haired ladies!

  2. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    Ah don’t get too excited, it’s just a temporary lapse into alzheimer’s, Howard Dean will be along soon to snap ‘em back into anti-reality.

  3. Smantix Says:

    I’m signing up for their “e-activist” newsletter. I know what a hardcore leftist group that AARP is. Behind it’s facade of epsom salts and adult diapers, they are still you every day, run of the mill, pant-shitters.

    Never trust anybody over 55!

  4. Swap Blog » Blog Archive » AARP rolling for education Says:

    [...] Preston Taylor Holmes from Six Meat Buffet has a post up about how the AARP has started a web site to encourage it’s members to only vote if they know how the candidates stand on the issues. PTH’s post here. [...]