I’m a Proud Drunk Gay Molested American

October 4th, 2006 at 12:15 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

Warm up the couch, Oprah!

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16 Responses to “I’m a Proud Drunk Gay Molested American”

1. Swamp Rabbit Says:
   October 4th, 2006 at 12:44 pm

   Oh’ Well then that makes it okey-dokey. Next thing ya’ know he’ll be claiming to have been a bed wetter up until the age of 54.

2. barfly Says:
   October 4th, 2006 at 12:56 pm

   I see how badly you need hits, so here’s a sympathy hit. You might want to re-think belonging to the “fighting keyboardists” since your logo is a picture of a chickenhawk, unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’d know “chickenhawk” is street-slang for child-molester.
   What is it with these right wing blogs? This the sixth one I’ve been to this morning, spreading my messages of joy and harmony, and they’re all like on-line ghost-towns with tumbleweeds rolling through the comments sections. I guess no-one’s buying the “dhimmi” crap anymore. You guys should get together and take turns visting each other’s sites to get the hit-counts up.

   [holds toilet-plunger handle] “Moderate” this!

3. Billy Says:
   October 4th, 2006 at 1:14 pm

   Wow, Barfly…you sure schooled us.

   I guess we don’t hang out on the streets like you and other ganstas do. We don’t have your “street cred”…nor your infinite knowledge of child molestation, so we would not know that. Thanks for sharing.

4. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   October 4th, 2006 at 1:21 pm

   Thanks Billy. I sure hope he doesn’t come back and school us yet again with his cutting-edge wit. I’ll sit over here and watch my sitemeter hoping that it will eventually reach whatever his standards may be so that I may feel better about myself.

5. Billy Says:
   October 4th, 2006 at 1:29 pm

   As long as his “sympathy hits” can raise this blog from 4th tier to 3rd…

   But I doubt you’ll see him again. Lefties usually prefer the hit and run approach…

6. RTG Says:
   October 4th, 2006 at 2:24 pm

   Sympathy Hit!

   And much love to Preston and fam!

7. Swamp Rabbit Says:
   October 4th, 2006 at 2:47 pm

   One should expect such from a “barfly”.

8. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   October 4th, 2006 at 3:45 pm

   Sympathy hits! I smell a new trend! Share the love – give Sympathy Hits.

9. Jane Says:
   October 4th, 2006 at 4:32 pm

   Oh yes, we’re all done with that whole “dhimmi” meme. How silly of us to confuse several years of beheadings and bombings of civilians in 36 countries, combined with rhetoric of global domination, with some kind of…karifophobic global jihad. Seems silly looking back. Well we call can get back to talking about tax cuts now.

10. Gunner Says:
    October 4th, 2006 at 4:34 pm

    With sympathy

11. canuck5 Says:
    October 4th, 2006 at 8:30 pm

    sympathy hit #11

12. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
    October 4th, 2006 at 9:58 pm

    All these sympathy hits feel really good. Aaaaaah yeah… right there.

13. annika Says:
    October 4th, 2006 at 10:10 pm

    wait a minute, i thought we already moved up to third tier. did we slip back down again?

14. Billy Says:
    October 4th, 2006 at 10:41 pm

    You probably did, but you need these sympathy hits to keep that prestigious status…

    More posts by you, Annika, might vault The Buffet to 2nd Tier…

15. Vinnie Says:
    October 4th, 2006 at 11:12 pm

    To 6mb, I raise my beer

    With drive by trolls, they have no peer

    If these moron minds were thinking clear

    They’d make fun of my traffic at Vince Aut Morire.

    Thank you, thank you, I’m here every day.

16. John from WuzzaDem Says:
    October 4th, 2006 at 11:48 pm

    Nice troll, 6MB dudes. Can I call it “Barf” for short?

    Barfly seems so…formal.