Be forewarned – BAD GAY ALERT!!!

Who knew lynch mobs of Christofascist Conservatives ferreting out the fags in power could be so fun? Or that the complicit Right-Wing Smear Merchants of the Murdoch-Straight-Media would help fingering the culprits? Oh. Wait.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Starting Monday… Investigate these closeted staffers

I am very concerned what these CLOSETED high level staffers have done. This site first reported on the danger Kirk Fordham was to gays OVER TWO YEARS AGO. Before anyone gets out the violins for poor Kirk, remember he was the money chief for US Senator Mel Martinez’s campaign. You know Mel, he’s the one who equaled marriage equality with living under “totalitarian rule in Cuba.”

It’s not that Kirk is gay that got him in trouble. It’s that he was hiding in a closet and facilitating Mark Foley’s actions.

Well, America, I want other closeted staffers questioned. I want all entities investigating this matter to look at every other closeted staffer who may have contributed to this national disgrace.

Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the “I wants”. Not content with the bukkake of infamy he’s already showered himself, homo-terrorist Mike Rogers continues to skip down the skidmarked path of buttsex blackmail:

So…. Beginning Monday, and every weekday thereafter, I will be identifying the name of a closeted senior staffer in Congress with the hopes that those investigating this matter will make sure to include them in their questioning. And I hope the press looks for them as well. It’s time to rid the government of those that would harm us.

Some have said this is a purge of gays from the government. No my friends, this is NOT about gays.

(insert blank stare here)

To suggest that there will be a purge of gays from the government is preposterous. Now, if you want to talk about a purge of anti-gay closet cases facilitating the hard Right’s agenda… I say purge away.

Let that sink in. Now wonder how you would react if Jerry Falwell wanted to out every Democrat staffer, demanding atonement, upon finding out he was gay.

It’s not that hard. But then again, if it was hard Rogers wouldn’t have to use this virtual Viagra to crank himself up in the morning. For the Leftists who join in his circle jerk of self-loathing do well to take the old speeches from the suddenly sexy Tailgunner Joe and co-opt them for your own brand of Homo-McCarthyism:

Just for you.

Today we are engaged in a final, all-out battle between fags and Truthiness. The modern champions of faggotry have selected this as the time, and ladyboys and transgendered gentlemen, the chips are down—they are truly down. Seriously, the chips are going down like Jordan Edmund to help his career.
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Ladyboys and gentletrannies, can there be anyone tonight who is so blind as to say that the war is not on? Can there by anyone who fails to realize that Truthiness has said the time is now? . . . that this is the time for the show-down between the democratic liberal world and the hypocritical pole smoker world?

Unless we face this fact, we shall pay the price that must be paid by those who wait too long.

As one of our outstanding historical figures once said, “When a great democracy is destroyed, it will not be from straights from without, but rather because of fags from within.” . . .

The reason why we find ourselves in a position of impotency is not because our only powerful potential enemy has sent men to vote no on gay marriage . . . but rather because of the traitorous actions of those who have been treated so well by this Nation. It has not been the less fortunate, or members of majority groups who have been traitorous to this Nation, but rather those who have had all the benefits that the wealthiest Nation on earth has had to offer . . . the finest homes, the finest college education and the finest jobs in government we can give.

This is glaringly true in the Congress. There the bright young men who are born with silver cocks in their mouths are the ones who have been most traitorous. . . .

I have here in my hand a list of 205 . . . a list of names that were made known to the Congress as being fags and who nevertheless are still working and shaping policy in the State Department. . . .

Amazing how McCarthy’s speech flows into today when you just replace “communists” with “fag”. Or “ladies and gentlemen” with “ladyboys and transgentlemen” for that matter.

And when you look in the mirror, recite to yourself about why you’re a better hypocrite than the ones you’re tearing down.

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