Cosmic Injustice
October 27th, 2006 at 1:30 pm by CrankyEver come across a blog posting that speaks for you so perfectly you wonder if there is a tiny microphone in your filling?
No? Yah, me neither. But the Hatemongers get awfully close.
Fat guys with perfect heads of hair are a complete waste of genetic material.
October 27th, 2006 at 5:27 pm
I’m confused.
Does that mean that since I am a fat guy who is also bald, that if I lose weight my hair will grow back?
Or does that mean that since I was going to lose my hair that it was perfectly acceptable for me to become a fat ass?
October 27th, 2006 at 10:53 pm
I have the hair of an 80′s rocker and the ass of Rosie O’Donnell. I laugh at you balding sons of bit…
What? It’s thinner on top now than it was 5 years ago? NooOoOOOooOOOooOoO!
October 28th, 2006 at 11:12 am
I know God has a sense of humor. I see it in the mirror every day. I hope this isn’t TMI, but as I go bald, hair is growing on my shoulders. The outside of my shoulders. Why?
I fear that at my burial, I’ll look like a bald yeti.
I could enumerate the other jokes Himself has played on me, but that’s a post for another time…
October 28th, 2006 at 11:27 am
Cranky,
Have Mrs. Cranky buy you a nose and ear hair trimmer at Sharper Image. You will need it as you age…
It will give you that nice layered “ready-for-action disco look”.
(a Rubios fish taco to whoever can figure out where I stole that reference from)
October 28th, 2006 at 12:24 pm
BTW Billy and Jim. No offense to you was intended.
It’s just that I’ve been bitter ever since the Philadelphia airport called me to tell me that my forehead was creating sun glare to pilots trying to land.
October 28th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
No worries, Gordon. I suspect in 10-15 years I’ll be shaving my dome to a shiny finish and joining you on a FAA watchlist. This glorious mane can’t last forever.
October 29th, 2006 at 4:12 am
Offense? On this site? Are you kidding, Cranky?
Anyone who can’t take a joke here…well you finish the sentence.
Besides, I have been shaving the stray hairs off my cranium for about 10 years now. If I could just reach those tricky places on my back…