Trifecta of ‘tardation

October 29th, 2006 at 2:12 pm by Cranky

Hmmmm. Let’s see, I’m a lawyer, I drive a car that screams “pretentious a$$wipe” and I’m French. I wonder if there is anything else I could do to really drive the point home…

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10 Responses to “Trifecta of ‘tardation”

1. Lord Nazh's Daily Ramble Says:
   October 29th, 2006 at 7:11 pm

   Sunday News…

   News from various sites:Over at LGF:…

2. annika Says:
   October 29th, 2006 at 7:32 pm

   Well he could get a butler named jeeves. Someone to wipe the bourbon and advocaat off his jacket before the fish and goose soiree.

3. Carl Says:
   October 29th, 2006 at 8:54 pm

   If he’s French, leave him a bar of soap.

4. Dan Patterson Says:
   October 29th, 2006 at 9:42 pm

   “…drive the point home”:

   -Wear a beret.

   -Affect an accent.

   -Pretend to be VERY interested in professional soccer. Oh, sorry; “Fuuthbhall”.

   -When anyone makes a point of argument regarding the GOP/Conservative politics/US Constituition, etc. with reason and logic, interrupt with “Oh PLEASE”, like Bill Maher.

   -Paste one of those gdamn “Coexsist” stickers on your bumper.

   -Speak disdainfully of everything American, and pepper conversation with “When I was in Yuuuurope”.

   -Vote for Joe Biden.

   Dan Patterson
   Arrogant Infidel

5. AJ Says:
   October 31st, 2006 at 9:30 am

   Just goes to prove my theory, got to be an A**hole to drive the cheap BMW:twisted:

6. annika Says:
   October 31st, 2006 at 11:48 pm

   What, did nobody get my not-so-obscure movie reference above?

7. Skul Says:
   November 1st, 2006 at 4:26 am

   Aww cripes, that’s easy. TODTRD

8. Cranky Says:
   November 1st, 2006 at 8:29 am

   Ugh, I’ve got nothing. What is it?

9. annika Says:
   November 2nd, 2006 at 3:58 am

   remember in The Shining, when jack torrance met the caretaker dude in the shining and he had this drink called advocaat on him, and the caretaker was cleaning it off his coat, and jack was like “you were the caretaker” and the caretaker was like “dude, you’re the caretaker… you’ve always been the caretaker.”

10. Cranky Says:
    November 2nd, 2006 at 8:48 am

    Oh, Didn’t see the Shining. Back then, I believed everything Siskel and Ebert said.

    At least I’m not going senile.