Hmmmm. Let’s see, I’m a lawyer, I drive a car that screams “pretentious a$$wipe” and I’m French. I wonder if there is anything else I could do to really drive the point home…

Posted by Cranky @ 2:12 pm
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1. Well he could get a butler named jeeves. Someone to wipe the bourbon and advocaat off his jacket before the fish and goose soiree.

   comment by annika — Sunday, October 29, 2006 @ 7:32 pm

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2. If he’s French, leave him a bar of soap.

   comment by Carl — Sunday, October 29, 2006 @ 8:54 pm

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3. “…drive the point home”:

   -Wear a beret.

   -Affect an accent.

   -Pretend to be VERY interested in professional soccer. Oh, sorry; “Fuuthbhall”.

   -When anyone makes a point of argument regarding the GOP/Conservative politics/US Constituition, etc. with reason and logic, interrupt with “Oh PLEASE”, like Bill Maher.

   -Paste one of those gdamn “Coexsist” stickers on your bumper.

   -Speak disdainfully of everything American, and pepper conversation with “When I was in Yuuuurope”.

   -Vote for Joe Biden.

   Dan Patterson
   Arrogant Infidel

   comment by Dan Patterson — Sunday, October 29, 2006 @ 9:42 pm

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4. Just goes to prove my theory, got to be an A**hole to drive the cheap BMW:twisted:

   comment by AJ — Tuesday, October 31, 2006 @ 9:30 am

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5. What, did nobody get my not-so-obscure movie reference above?

   comment by annika — Tuesday, October 31, 2006 @ 11:48 pm

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6. Aww cripes, that’s easy. TODTRD

   comment by Skul — Wednesday, November 1, 2006 @ 4:26 am

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7. Ugh, I’ve got nothing. What is it?

   comment by Cranky — Wednesday, November 1, 2006 @ 8:29 am

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8. remember in The Shining, when jack torrance met the caretaker dude in the shining and he had this drink called advocaat on him, and the caretaker was cleaning it off his coat, and jack was like “you were the caretaker” and the caretaker was like “dude, you’re the caretaker… you’ve always been the caretaker.”

   comment by annika — Thursday, November 2, 2006 @ 3:58 am

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9. Oh, Didn’t see the Shining. Back then, I believed everything Siskel and Ebert said.

   At least I’m not going senile.

   comment by Cranky — Thursday, November 2, 2006 @ 8:48 am

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