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Let ‘Em Dangle

November 5th, 2006 at 7:47 am by Preston Taylor Holmes

Surprisingly, The Butcher of Baghdad was convicted of crimes against humanity and will be visiting the gallows soon.

Saddam Hussein has been convicted of crimes against humanity and sentenced to death by hanging.

The former Iraqi president was convicted by a Baghdad court for his role in the killing of 148 people in the mainly Shia town of Dujail in 1982.

His half-brother Barzan al-Tikriti was also sentenced to death, as was Iraq’s former chief judge Awad Hamed al-Bandar

Former Vice-President Taha Yassin Ramadan got life in jail and three others received 15 year prison terms.

Another co-defendant, Baath party official Mohammed Azawi Ali, was acquitted.

One hundred and forty eight people from Dujail were killed as collective punishment for a failed attempt to assassinate Saddam Hussein in the town.

Somewhere in Bel Air, you can hear the soft sounds of Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins clutching each other and sobbing uncontrollably.

On a side note, if Ramsey Clark were any kind of a man, he would take the noose right alongside Saddam as a show of protest and solidarity. But since he’s not, he’ll probably take a six-figure book deal instead, chronicling his beautiful time in Saddam’s garden.

Also… looks like John from Wuzzadem is up early too and requests an amen.


25 Responses to “Let ‘Em Dangle”

  1. Smantix Says:

    I question the timing.

    And shouldn’t this time up to the election be better spent beating up on homos like Mark Foley and that preacher guy nobody’s heard of?

    How dare Saddam Hussein interrupt a good fagbashing. But that’s probably just the “secularist” in him. The ACLU-type sort that he is.

  2. Billy Says:

    I hear Tim, Susan, Danny Glover and Mike Farrell are trying to get Saddam’s sentencing hearing moved to California…where, once he exhausts his appeals, Saddam should take the needle sometime around the year 2070.

  3. Jane Says:

    Necktie Partay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. YEEEESSSS! Says:

    Where is all the cheering of Bush in the MSM? After all, without his intervention, this good news would not be happening.

    Thank you, W, for removing at least one madman from the face of the planet!

  5. stikNstein….has no mercy » Blog Archive » A short Drop………..and A Quick Stop Says:

    [...] EXACTLY…………..Isn’t that how justice works? OTHERS CELEBRATING JUSTICE….. Allah at hot air Michelle Malkin Six Meat Buffet lets him Dangle [...]

  6. Woman Honor Thyself Says:

    Sadaaam loves God..aww…..

    Iraq’s High Tribunal on Sunday found Saddam Hussein guilty of crimes against humanity and sentenced him to hang…Wonder what the Lib’s take on all of this is……..Where is our compassion?..our humanity eh?

    ……

  7. Nashville Is Talking Says:

    Blogger Meat Up…

    The announcement was delivered by Mothership BBQ to welcome the guest of honor, Lee of Digital Nicotine. John from Salem’s Lot recaps the conversation including a reference to “Rocky Top” as a redneck version of the ‘Bat signal’. Aunt B……

  8. Stop The ACLU Says:

    The Verdict Is In: Saddam Gets Death Sentence…

    Death For Saddam! Looks like the ol’ rope and tree justice.
    Saddam Hussein has been found guilty of crimes against humanity and sentenced to death.
    The former dictator will be hanged, the court in Baghdad’s Green Zone complex ruled….

  9. John from WuzzaDem Says:

    I wonder if Katie Couric will break out her post-election mourning dress early (I’m sure she’s confident she won’t need it this year).

  10. Kevin Says:

    Look, I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you’ve got the wrong guy. Saddam was over at my house on all the nights when those 180,000 people died. He never killed anyone, not even a fly!

    He’s a patsy. I think it was the Jooos!

  11. WuzzaDem Says:

    CAN I GET AN AMEN?…

    Guilty (Duh). Death. By Hanging. Oh, yeah. Now is the time on WuzzaDem when we dance! Automatic appeal? Can’t we just hang him now? More good news: Fox News is reporting the judge threw noted asswipe Ramsey Clark out of…

  12. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:

    That figures, Kevin. Whatever Katie Couric does, I hope she does it fully clothed. Either way I won’t be watching, though.

  13. Gordon Says:

    Let me be the first to innoculate you against the stupid cr*p you’ll be reading over the coming week.

    This is no big deal because:
    1. OBL is still at large!
    2. Rummy shook hands with Saddam!!
    3. Bush has killed more people than Saddam!!!
    4. THE TIMING!!!!
    5. Saddam wasn’t a threat, Iran and No. Korea were!!!!!

    OK, now let’s get on with this party. Who brought the Doritos?

  14. Kevin Says:

    BS, Gordon! Saddam was never the threat. It was Gomorrah! Saddam was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sadly, because of this ruling, Gomorrah will likely walk :(

    Saddamy is bad, but Gomorrahy is worse. When will people learn!

    (This may not make sense, but it was fun to write. And in the end, isn’t that all that matters?)

  15. Nashville Is Talking Says:

    More on Saddam…

    Salem’s LotsBottom line..glad he’s getting the noose. Wish we hadn’t FUBARed the post-Saddam era. Six Meat BuffetSomewhere in Bel Air, you can hear the soft sounds of Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins clutching each other and sobbing uncontrollably. Ot…

  16. Jane Says:

    Sorry Gordo, I thought we were supposed to bring neckties to a Necktie Partay. Lets send Kevin for the Doritios and see if he comes back with Gohmorrah who last I heard was just walking around out there. Spooky.

  17. Unpartisan.com Political News and Blog Aggregator Says:

    Bush hails verdict as milestone for Iraq

    President Bush celebrated Saddam Hussein’s death sentence as a victory for “Iraq’s young democracy” …

  18. Cranky Says:

    OK, Jane, fine. I brought my finest polyester tie, Cool Ranch Doritos and Kevin’s sanity.

    BTW, is Gomorrah the ancient biblical city or the monster that Godzilla fought?

  19. Jane Says:

    Dagnabit, I thought Gomorrah was an STD.

  20. Cranky Says:

    Maybe in Jersey…

  21. Jane Says:

    Its Joisey, Cranky, Joisey.

    Bruce!!! heh

  22. Swap Blog » Blog Archive » Saddam follow up Says:

    [...] Preston Taylor Holmes from Six Meat Buffet has a nice post about the conviction and sentencing of Saddam. Preston’s post here. [...]

  23. Thelonious Funk Says:

    Glad to see him brought to justice. It was totally worth 3,000 soldiers’ lives and half a trillion dollars. This is the reason all along why we invaded Iraq, right?

    Now, let’s not stop here. There are a lot more two-bit, murderous dictators bent on world domination still at large. We’ve shown it can be done! Let’s go get ‘em!

  24. Dane Bramage Says:

    Godzilla never fought Gamorrah! If he had he would have kick Gamorrah’s butt and all those people would have been spared. It is more likely that Gamorrah used his rocket assisted turtle shell as a WMD and then paid the U.N. to hide him.

  25. Yiddish Steel Says:

    I was warned that if you don’t wear a Saddaam-skin condom, You would catch Gammoreah.

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