20 Responses to “So, Like, There’s This Big Election Coming Up”

1. Thelonious Funk Says:
   November 6th, 2006 at 1:10 pm

   Yes. Dennis “Jabba” Hastert is much more soothing.

2. Jane Says:
   November 6th, 2006 at 2:19 pm

   hmmmmm, so Thanksgiving is coming soon.

3. Gordon Says:
   November 6th, 2006 at 2:41 pm

   So I hear. Know what I love? Mashed potatos.

4. stiknstein Says:
   November 6th, 2006 at 3:09 pm

   What’s scary is she’s so scary she been hiding in a closet the last couple of weeks
   Notice how she’s been laying low?
   She knows she’s scary.

   Annika sez it best……..

5. Jenn of the Jungle Says:
   November 6th, 2006 at 4:24 pm

   Pel-Ho-Si…. I thought she’d been picked up by the mother ship and carted back to her home planet.

6. Talmadge East Says:
   November 6th, 2006 at 5:05 pm

   Well she hasn’t been picked up and will be assuming the Speakership come January.

7. Preston Taylor Holmes Says:
   November 6th, 2006 at 5:52 pm

   Well, the trolls are out in force. They must actually be worried enough to leave their glory holes and bath houses for long enough to spam comment the rest of us. Oh well.

8. Dan Patterson Says:
   November 6th, 2006 at 6:42 pm

   It is not her appearance that is frightening but her political decisions and poor judgement. The descent into maddness will begin if she is the next Speaker of the House and it will be a short trip to the asylum in ’08.

   Can you imagine the judges, entitlement programs, judicial activism, social engineering, etc.? Does anyone remember Jimmy Carter? Is anyone as skeptical of Pelosi as a political leader as I am?

   I doubt it, but let’s all say an incantation for her loss; prayers are best left for benevolent subjects. Put some bad ju-ju on her and her horde of flying monkeys.

   Dan Patterson
   Arrogant Infidel

9. The Glory Hole Bath House, Inc. Says:
   November 6th, 2006 at 7:37 pm

   Ever heard of wi-fi, twerp?

   

10. smantix Says:
    November 6th, 2006 at 8:22 pm

    Historically, the incumbent party loses congressional seats in the mid-terms of an incumbent President’s 2nd term. But for Donkeys who’ve been crying in their martinis and suddenly fashionable Pabst Blue Ribbons, a one vote majority in the House is going to be cause for celebration.

    Look at it this way trolls. You had to run as Republicans to do it. In Tennessee, we have Harold Ford running as a fucking Ku Klux Klan member.

    At the end of his campaign ads, he pulls off his hood and proclaims I don’t approve of me dating your fine ass white daughter. I’m Harold Ford and I approve this message.

11. geezer Says:
    November 6th, 2006 at 9:09 pm

    We remember ’00, ’02 and ’04 only too frickin’ well. Won’t watch TV tomorrow night, and won’t go on the net until 10 pm EST at the earliest. All else until then is bullshit, at best.

12. michele Says:
    November 6th, 2006 at 9:13 pm

    Smantix,

    True and funny. What an image.

13. Smantix Says:
    November 6th, 2006 at 11:38 pm

    I’m just bracing myself for the narrative. Chrissy Matthews, Anderson Cooper, Wolf Blitzer and the rest are threatening to call us names if we don’t affirmative action the Reverend Harold Fraud, Jr. into the Senate.

    And I’m also waiting for the excoriating press for him saying that “God’s on his side” while campaigning in churches. Our local leftards made a sissy on the rug when they held “Justice Sunday” here. But that was before Black Jesus bum rushed the scene.

    Apparently the “H” in Jesus H. Christ stood for Harold all this time.

14. Sharon Cobb Says:
    November 7th, 2006 at 12:13 am

    “Look at it this way trolls. You had to run as Republicans to do it. In Tennessee, we have Harold Ford running as a fucking Ku Klux Klan member,” said Smantix.

    Priceless.

    What I wouldn’t give to have you come to the other side!

15. Billy Says:
    November 7th, 2006 at 1:10 am

    Cranky,

    Your “non-clever” post sure got a lot of action…

    That astute analysis of Nancy Pelosi was dead-on.

    For the best in election coverage, don’t go to CNN, MSNBC or even FoxNews. Six Meat Buffet has the most in-depth election analysis…

16. Vinnie. Says:
    November 7th, 2006 at 1:19 am

    I’ll vote tomorrow, but first I’m setting up my deer stand.

    Fuck election season, it’s deer season.

    Look at the bright side, if the dems win, after a few years when Repubs regain power, “Jihadis” may be added as a legal game animal to hunt.

    Okay, so it’s not a very bright side.

    But at least Preston could use his Glock on something other than printed-out pics of Brittney.

17. Gordon Says:
    November 7th, 2006 at 7:41 am

    Billy, I think The People have a lot to say. I merely provided the “in”.

    You’re welcome.

18. Smantix Says:
    November 7th, 2006 at 7:43 am

    The thing is Sharon – if Democrats win the House today – does that mean that the whole black box voting canard has just been a bunch of seething and whining? I mean, why would we let you win?

    Interesting sidebar, in the midst of one of her patented “steal a thousand bloggers’ posts-in-one”, a certain dumb slit included a quote implying that Democrats should gun down poll workers who don’t let people vote wherever they want. Our local ABC affiliate is out of fucking control.

19. Jane Says:
    November 7th, 2006 at 9:13 am

    :::sigh:::

20. Doug Says:
    November 9th, 2006 at 9:05 pm

    I tried to come up with a clever comment to work in the name “Bela Pelosi”, and failed miserably. The best I could do is say that one more face lift will either collapse her head or split her face wide open.