Based on this weather map:

I predict GOP victories in Alabama, Tennessee, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina and Kentucky. Because, if there are two things you can count on from Dim-O-Cracks, it’s (1) laziness and (2) crumbling like a deck of cards when the going gets tough. If nothing else, the rain will cause unpleasant conditions for all the buses and vans that the Donks use to get people to the polls who shouldn’t be voting anyway.

Then again, my election predictions haven’t always been on target.

On a related note, I’m considering doing a little election-night-live-blogging tonight. So stand by for that unbreaking news.

UPDATE:

Cranky says he’s in on the live blogging tonight, so we’re going to make it a party. If Smantix isn’t out at a meet & greet, perhaps he’ll join us too. If we can get a chat room together by then, we will.

Also, Mrs. Holmes reports an hour and a half wait to vote at Farragut Primary School. Don’t let that stop you – get out and vote – that is, unless you’re voting for Harold Fraud, Jr, in which case, stay home.

ODDS ARE… we’ll be watching MKH on CNN. Cuz we’re bootlickers.

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