Global Orgasm Day Sank My Battleship
November 19th, 2006 at 12:31 pm by SmantixCommunism, Cialis, Unsexy!
More effluvium from San Fransissy’s “They’re Not Like Us” files:
Anti-war couple conceive new way to generate peace
Joe Garofoli, Chronicle Staff Writer
Sunday, November 19, 2006
Living on their houseboat off the Marin County coast, anti-war activists Donna Sheehan and her partner, Paul Reffel, concocted a way for the world to communally create a lot of peaceful vibes.
They want everyone to have an orgasm on the same day.
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Once you’ve committed, there’s even a secret sign to show others that you plan to take part: Flash the universal “OK” sign and wink. Or, as it has been redubbed, “The O” sign.
And hopefully everyone who finds the idea of grandma putting on her slinky Depends ™ Thong and reheating a romantic squash casserole dinner by candlelight will join me in their nausea by driving with their headlights on tonight.
Personally, Sheehan’s experiences with the Baring Witness (link Not Safe For Anyone) demonstrations opened up new avenues of self-exploration for the 76-year-old artist. Since then, she has learned more about how women can initiate courtship, sex and peace, culminating this year in a book she and Reffel wrote, “Redefining Seduction.”
Whether or not the 76-year old silver fox’s cozies match her doilies is definitely “Redefining Seduction” in my book but I expect no better from the city that brought us “Harold and Maude”.
Not surprisingly, the Global O isn’t the first effort to synchronize pleasure in the name of peace. Or even just in the name of synchronized pleasure. For several years, a weekly climax has been coordinated online (Webcams optional), and sexuality experts say there have been several other attempts to link pleasure and peace.
But they’re not all Kool-Aid drinkers out on the Left Coast:
Even skeptics like Jim Underdown, who investigates paranormal matters in California for the Center for Inquiry-West, plans to join in the fun — even if he believes there is no way to transmit energy from one’s brain to achieve a physical result.
“You don’t need a good reason to have an orgasm,” he said. “Even a stupid one is OK.”
As your parents, Gaia rest their souls, would no doubt agree.











November 19th, 2006 at 2:12 pm
As a life-long Californian (San Diegan) I have laid witness to the ossification of the batshit crazy hippie and moonbat. Why they continue to force their disgusting “sexual prowess” at us continues to fuel my high-octane dramamine prescription.
November 19th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
Allow me to throw an “amen” on the end of that, Yiddish. Gaping grannies mixing up intoxicating cocktails of amyl nitrate, Geritol and Ben-Gay just aren’t putting any lead in my pencil.
November 19th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Well now we know why that guy was banging a deer carcass – Peace!
November 19th, 2006 at 5:30 pm
It’s going to take some time to get that image out of my mind.
GRAMPA, PLEASE DON’T BREAK GRAMA’S HIP.
November 19th, 2006 at 5:59 pm
Ugh Gordo…
Sheehan…Sheehan…gee, where have we heard that name before? Please, let’s hope St. Cindy doesn’t share with the world her participation…
November 20th, 2006 at 7:03 am
Smantix–I spit my coffee all over my monitor when I read your comment. You’re killin me with laughter.
I don’t think it’s such a horrible idea. All that sexual repression in the Middle East causes a lot of violence. Still, the idea of grandma and her hip going out is not a visual I want to carry with me all day.
BTW, what do you have against Harold and Maude? It is soooooo on my top 10 favorite movie list!
I just read your quote again. Just sprayed the coffee again. That’s it. It’s going up on my site.
November 20th, 2006 at 10:34 am
Smantix -
“slinky Depends thong”
Ugh. There went lunch.
Cheers,
Rob
November 20th, 2006 at 11:58 am
SO………….
I believe “not safe for anyone” is deceptive…should be “click and your head will explode”
November 20th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
I can’t wait to see what ‘06 has in mind for a big finish.
November 21st, 2006 at 10:06 am
PRESTON TAYLER HOLMES U ARE TEH HAWT!!!11111
November 21st, 2006 at 2:28 pm
It’s all about the “O”.