The Mock US Out of The Mock UN
November 19th, 2006 at 10:17 am by SmantixDeath to Israel! Death to America!

Nothing helps prepare the future tinpot dictators of tomorrow like brainwashing our youth with some delusional Kumbaya “hands on” training today. The daily disgrace that is the Gannett owned “Tennessean” newspaper, puffily covers how the YMCA is hosting a “Mock UN” conference that should, at the very least, mock the international joke that is the real-life UN. Once you get past the hilarious resolutions, like Afghanistan sponsoring legislation to fight AIDS in Africa, the Congo demanding that an armed UN force invade their country and overthrow local warlords, or Burma (aka Myanmar) condemning itself for all of the opium it slangs to the world, you get down to the honest-to-Allah’s truth of what the UN’s about. Take the Saudi Arabian delegation’s proposal for example:
Acknowledging that the 9 million Palestinian people do not currently have a homeland due to the Zionist revolution of the 1940’s, Fully aware that the Zionists have taken control over what was once Palestinian land, Conscious that attacks on Israel and the United States of America will be increased if the Holy Land is not restored to its proper owner,
Stressing that the Palestinian people will not settle for half or only part of their own land,The delegation for the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia hereby:
Calls for the expulsion of the Zionist terrorists that currently occupy the Holy Land and request that control of the land be handed over to the Palestine National Authority under the leadership of Mahmoud Abbas. We request that the United Nations and several of its member states assist in the building of the Palestinian nation.
Emphasizing: May praise be for Allah and peace upon the Prophet (Sallallahu Alaihi wa Sallam)!
Is our chirren learning? I think so. Though I could not find any cultural exceptions for honor stonings in the YMCA’s Codes of Conduct.
The delegation comes complete with the patented UN Build Your Own Misogynistic, Theocratic Regime Kit ™ as seen here. Dressing up high school students in burqas while calling for the destruction of Israel and threats of future attacks on the US, finally, someone has taught these kids what the United Nations is all about.
The only real question is whether the YMCA, whose mission statement is allegedly “A worldwide charitable fellowship united by a common loyalty to Jesus Christ for the purpose of helping persons grow in spirit, mind and body”, is living up to it’s creed by worshiping this false idol of feigned tolerant multiculturalism.
Meanwhile, back in reality, the only man in the world willing to stand up to the UN is getting ready to be handed his walking papers. But is refusing to go gently into that good night.











November 19th, 2006 at 11:23 am
This is a joke, right?
Please tell me you are kidding on this one.
November 21st, 2006 at 1:19 am
As the head delegate of a Mock UN team i must protest strongly….
…to the idea that we dont realize how useless the UN is. 90% of why I do it is cause its funny to shove some ultra-liberal delegate’s head into reality…and diplomatically too.
Besides, on the “fun” scale of things, my team an I love taking on the roles of France, Iran, NoKo, Syria, Myanmar, ect cause its just so damn fun being the bad guys…
And pissing the room off as the US? Nothing better!