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Calling Janet Reno

November 27th, 2006 at 4:14 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes

10 dead in group home fire in Missouri.

At least 10 people were killed in a fire early Monday at a state-run group home for the mentally disabled in southwest Missouri, the state fire marshal said.
At least 12 people were taken to hospitals from the Anderson Guest House south of Joplin, Fire Marshal Randy Cole said. Authorities believe about 35 people were in the home at the time, he said.

The building was “very heavily damaged” before the fire was brought under control just before daylight, Cole said.

The cause was under investigation, and names of the victims had not been released.

The home is run by the Missouri Mental Health Department and Department of Health and Senior Services, he said. Health and Senior Services said they did not immediately have any information on the fire, and the mental health department did not immediately return a message seeking comment.

Janet Reno’s whereabouts are still unknown as of press time. If anyone sees the former pyromaniac Attorney General, please contact local authorities.


3 Responses to “Calling Janet Reno”

  1. Unpartisan.com Political News and Blog Aggregator Says:

    ‘Nefarious Motive’ Eyed In Deadly Fire…

    A fire at a group home for the elderly and mentally ill in southwest Missouri killed 10 people and i…

  2. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    I think Janet was last seen driving in a red Ford Ranger, or was it white?

  3. Billy Says:

    Swampy…you’re right! He…er…she was on her way here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivLyRCl4mLo

    She’s smoking hot. And not just because she likes to set cult compounds ablaze…

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