Calling Janet Reno
November 27th, 2006 at 4:14 pm by Preston Taylor Holmes10 dead in group home fire in Missouri.
At least 12 people were taken to hospitals from the Anderson Guest House south of Joplin, Fire Marshal Randy Cole said. Authorities believe about 35 people were in the home at the time, he said.
The building was “very heavily damaged” before the fire was brought under control just before daylight, Cole said.
The cause was under investigation, and names of the victims had not been released.
The home is run by the Missouri Mental Health Department and Department of Health and Senior Services, he said. Health and Senior Services said they did not immediately have any information on the fire, and the mental health department did not immediately return a message seeking comment.
Janet Reno’s whereabouts are still unknown as of press time. If anyone sees the former pyromaniac Attorney General, please contact local authorities.










November 27th, 2006 at 10:20 pm
‘Nefarious Motive’ Eyed In Deadly Fire…
A fire at a group home for the elderly and mentally ill in southwest Missouri killed 10 people and i…
November 28th, 2006 at 1:57 pm
I think Janet was last seen driving in a red Ford Ranger, or was it white?
November 28th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
Swampy…you’re right! He…er…she was on her way here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivLyRCl4mLo
She’s smoking hot. And not just because she likes to set cult compounds ablaze…