Comments on: Somewhere Gen. Pershing Is Smiling

By: Billy

Billy — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 18:00:37 +0000

Well…it HAPPENED! And I missed it!

Swampy, congrats! I heard your pig took first place in the Bomber Division…

I suggest we might want to have our IP Convention in Katy, Texas next spring/summer…after all, look at our insignia. We could have a huge IP banner at the races, facing the site of the KIA.

By: BT in SA

BT in SA — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:41:43 +0000

I’ve not read all the comments so if I missed this…

There need to be cheerleaders – full grown, adult women [I'm volunteering! although if Mr. Baker could find a dozen or so Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie and Pamela Anderson look-a-likes I'd be willing to just cheer from the stands] in teeny, tiny little outfits – or maybe they could be the pig handlers – I don’t know something – just find some really knock-out type women to flash a great deal of skin. [And again, I'm volunteering, but I know a few younger "knock-out" types could handle this much better...].

Oh, and one more thing – beer! Mr. Baker needs to place a few kegs around the property, and a few coolers for the jello shots!

…someday, when I’m able to give up this black bag I am forced to wear outside and have stepped back into the real world…

By: annika

annika — Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:49:52 +0000

i like it, master sergeant!

By: Oberfeldwebel

Oberfeldwebel — Tue, 05 Dec 2006 20:16:53 +0000

Step one: Send muslims back to their paradises in the Middle East.

Step two: Offer a refuge to “infidels” who are oppressed by sharia-gestapo in these islamofascist countries. Help them by all means, when they arrive.

Problem solved.

By: RTG

RTG — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 06:56:42 +0000

I just fell a little bit in love.

By: sharla

sharla — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 23:24:13 +0000

ALL of you people are just….just….Too Much!!! After finally clearing the tears out of my eyes from laughing so hard, I’m ready to pledge $$ the backing of one of them there pigs as well.
I want mine to be named after Iran’s Ka-wazy president. We’ll call him “Klinger”.

By: Basti Says » Blog Archive » Somewhere Gen. Pershing Is Smiling

Basti Says » Blog Archive » Somewhere Gen. Pershing Is Smiling — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 19:53:53 +0000

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By: Mark

Mark — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 17:38:03 +0000

The Muslim Association’s acronym is KIA? That is interesting…

By: Dan

Dan — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 16:14:44 +0000

“It’s not an appropriate place to have a mosque or church,” said resident Barbara Simpson.

…

“As a house of worship, they shouldn’t be disturbing the peace and tranquility of 15 homes,” said resident John Wetmore.

Lord knows I’m sick of these churches always disturbing the peace and tranquility of my Sunday morning hangovers. Now the Muslims want to ruin my Friday, too?

By: Henry

Henry — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 22:35:25 +0000

"How about a race on the card where all of the pigs are named after Muslims?" LMAO!! Maybe Baker can have competitions against other leagues like the All-Alaskans.