Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded
December 12th, 2006 at 6:03 pm by SmantixI didn’t think I remembered seeing an ignition interlock switch on Herbie this last time around:
NEW YORK -
Lindsay Lohan says she’s been going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings for a year, but hasn’t talked about it because “it’s no one’s business.” “I just left an AA meeting,” the 20-year-old actress tells People magazine in a story posted Tuesday on its Web site.“I haven’t had a drink in seven days. Or anything,” she says.
“Or anything”, indeed.
Who can name what all is wrong with that entire statement?
When reached for comment, Herbie (or “The Love Bug” as he is known) issued a tersely worded response in between pizza deliveries:
Meanwhile, an anxious nation waits for the People magazine interview with America’s luckiest AA sponsor of delinquent jailbait.
December 12th, 2006 at 10:58 pm
She hasn’t talked about it because it’s no one’s business, yet she just talked about it.
December 13th, 2006 at 1:21 am
Lindsay Logan Email Of The Year…
I just received the best Lindsay Logan email of the year, from Italy.Hi lindsay my name is Lorenzo, I’m a italian boy and i think you it’s a very beatiful girl and one very talent girl. You don’t know me……
December 13th, 2006 at 1:44 am
“What happens in Herbie, stays in Herbie, baby. That’s just how I roll.”
I need to avoid eating or drinking whilst reading stuff like this.
I didn’t even know it was possible to laugh so hard as to have a chewed up french fry come out one’s nose.
December 13th, 2006 at 4:54 am
So, she’s been going for a year and hasn’t had a drink in 7 days? Um, she might want to consider a 30 day residential program that might produce a little better record.
Also, why aren’t the barkeeps who give her booze accountable for giving booze to a minor?
December 13th, 2006 at 11:57 am
Not just booze, Sharon, but “anything”! Whatever that means…
December 13th, 2006 at 1:34 pm
Uh…Lindsay, why haven’t you been around the last 7 days.
Missin’ ya’ babe! Let’s do “lunch”.
December 13th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
I often wonder the same thing, Sharon. These vapid, useless people, like Lohan, Hilton, Spears, et. al. have been getting the kid glove treatment for far-too long.
December 13th, 2006 at 2:20 pm
My home page is Comcast (ISP and all that). It gives me a snapshot of what’s hot. For some sick reason Paris Hilton is on every third day.
Now is it Comcast giving the people what they want or are they making her into a celeb?
Honestly, I don’t know the answer to that. But I would be willing to experiment with a PH blackout and see if she just goes away.
December 13th, 2006 at 9:25 pm
LL was such a doll in her 1st SNL appearance, especially the Harry Potter sketch.
I blame Madonna for setting the trend of utter goofiness these poor kids descend into. Can’t we get a special corner of hell reserved for her, Satan? I realize those corners are filling up pretty fast this year, but don’t you guys in hell have some kind of PayPal UPS rush-order thingy for Christmas or something? Most of us would be willing to kick in at least a nickel, or something… I’ve got some uneaten gum in my back pocket…would that do?
December 14th, 2006 at 12:56 am
You got it, Geezer! Actually I’ve had a corner reserved for her since that slutty Lucky Star video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TqkeLPwndY
Mohammed can’t wait until she gets here. Somehow he thinks she’ll be “Like a Virgin”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TqkeLPwndY
December 14th, 2006 at 12:07 pm
Fire crotch in hell. Ironic.
December 14th, 2006 at 6:15 pm
There’s a reason Justin Long was driven to use an Apple…