Comments on: Lindsay Lohan: Fully Loaded

By: ken

ken — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 23:15:58 +0000

There’s a reason Justin Long was driven to use an Apple…

By: Swamp Rabbit

Swamp Rabbit — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 17:07:00 +0000

Fire crotch in hell. Ironic.

By: B.L. Zeebub

B.L. Zeebub — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:56:09 +0000

You got it, Geezer! Actually I’ve had a corner reserved for her since that slutty Lucky Star video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TqkeLPwndY

Mohammed can’t wait until she gets here. Somehow he thinks she’ll be “Like a Virgin”:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TqkeLPwndY

By: geezer

geezer — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:25:41 +0000

LL was such a doll in her 1st SNL appearance, especially the Harry Potter sketch.

I blame Madonna for setting the trend of utter goofiness these poor kids descend into. Can’t we get a special corner of hell reserved for her, Satan? I realize those corners are filling up pretty fast this year, but don’t you guys in hell have some kind of PayPal UPS rush-order thingy for Christmas or something? Most of us would be willing to kick in at least a nickel, or something… I’ve got some uneaten gum in my back pocket…would that do?

By: Cranky

Cranky — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 19:20:58 +0000

My home page is Comcast (ISP and all that). It gives me a snapshot of what’s hot. For some sick reason Paris Hilton is on every third day.

Now is it Comcast giving the people what they want or are they making her into a celeb?

Honestly, I don’t know the answer to that. But I would be willing to experiment with a PH blackout and see if she just goes away.

By: Yiddish Steel

Yiddish Steel — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:51:29 +0000

I often wonder the same thing, Sharon. These vapid, useless people, like Lohan, Hilton, Spears, et. al. have been getting the kid glove treatment for far-too long.

By: Cocaine

Cocaine — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 18:34:18 +0000

Uh…Lindsay, why haven’t you been around the last 7 days.

Missin’ ya’ babe! Let’s do “lunch”.

By: dsmith

dsmith — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 16:57:07 +0000

Not just booze, Sharon, but “anything”! Whatever that means…

By: Sharon Cobb

Sharon Cobb — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:54:47 +0000

So, she’s been going for a year and hasn’t had a drink in 7 days? Um, she might want to consider a 30 day residential program that might produce a little better record.

Also, why aren’t the barkeeps who give her booze accountable for giving booze to a minor?

By: Billy

Billy — Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:44:10 +0000

“What happens in Herbie, stays in Herbie, baby. That’s just how I roll.”

I need to avoid eating or drinking whilst reading stuff like this.

I didn’t even know it was possible to laugh so hard as to have a chewed up french fry come out one’s nose.