6 Responses to “I, For One, Welcome Our New Robot Masters…”

1. Billy Says:
   December 30th, 2006 at 1:48 pm

   Best laugh I’ve had today…

   Anyone ever been to the horse races when a horse goes down and they put that partition up? I wonder how they euthanized that robot…

2. annika Says:
   December 30th, 2006 at 2:08 pm

   No euthanasia, Billy. The robot brought shame upon itself, its family and the Honda Corporation. Therefore, ritual Seppuku is expected, and I assume it was performed behind the partition. Most likely with an oxyacetylene torch.

3. Mike Says:
   December 30th, 2006 at 2:32 pm

   I still can’t wait until I can pop down to the local Walmart and pick one up. I want to program it to clean house, mow the lawn, and mix cocktails. Maybe the occasional HJ. Tee hee.

4. geezer Says:
   December 30th, 2006 at 8:56 pm

   As a newly hired Toyota salesman, and therefore totally unbiased, I have to admit my male member just grew an inch or two. This is a mofo of a car ad waiting to happen!

5. Billy Says:
   December 30th, 2006 at 10:14 pm

   Geezer, what happened to the WalMart gig?

6. geezer Says:
   December 30th, 2006 at 10:26 pm

   Just a temporary 20-month stop on a post AF retirement plan to grab that brass ring by the nuts, or something.

   The world’s largest retailer has a lot to teach us all, my brother… no regrets whatsoever. Feel free to hit me at jeffgburg1863@comcast.net for additional inside dirt.