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Mother Sheehan’s Demise

January 4th, 2007 at 11:16 am by Cranky

Cindy is now facing a hostile press:

House Democratic leaders were giving their first news conference of the year when the session in the Cannon building was hijacked [Hijacked, I'm tellin' ya!] by Cindy Sheehan and other antiwar demonstrators, some wearing tie-dyed apparel and pins comparing President Bush to Adolf Hitler. Just after Rep. Rahm Emanuel (D-Ill.) vowed, “We’re gonna cut the interest rate in half for student loans,” hecklers began to chant “De-escalate! Investigate! Troops home now!”

“That is exactly what we’re talking about,” Emanuel said, trying to appease the protesters. But the hecklers kept chanting, and he fled.

The Democratic leaders in retreat, Sheehan seized the microphone. “We put them back in power,” she said of the Democrats. Passing out fliers calling for defunding the Iraq war, Sheehan shouted: “These are our demands. And they’re not requests — they’re demands.”

If yesterday was any indication, the 110th Congress will be highly entertaining, if not terribly productive. So far, it’s hard to tell which will be a larger impediment to Democratic leaders: the McHenrys or the Sheehans.

I wonder why?

As the Chinese proverb goes, “May you live in interesting over-starched shirts which will be ready by 3:30 pm today.”


8 Responses to “Mother Sheehan’s Demise”

  1. Billy Says:

    AACK! Cranky, you linked to a Dana Milbank
    “article”?

    Why don’t you just pin my eyelids open and make me watch K.O’s “Countdown” on MSNBC?

    Anyone got a good suggestion for getting all of this slime off of me?

  2. Cindi Says:

    Billy, try a “WET ONE”

    But the hecklers kept chanting, and he fled.

    And to think, these are the ass wipes some are depending on to lead this country. God help us!

  3. Sharon Cobb Says:

    “Anyone got a good suggestion for getting all of this slime off of me”

    Shoot–all of that stuff is a turn on to me!
    I could lick it off.

  4. Billy Says:

    Well Sharon, if we have our IP convention later this year, I may give you your opportunity.

    As long as I don’t have to swim in liberal slime beforehand…

  5. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    Well ya’ can’t blame Cindy Seahagg for that, after all she is the most powerful woman in America,,, no wait,,,,, that’s the other idiot,,,,, All your powerful woman are belong to us…………

  6. Swamp Rabbit Says:

    P.S.

    Say Cranky, ya’ think we could get a P-Shop of Cindy Seahaggs’ head on the Nazi Pisslowsi’ Arnold body builder impression/stance?

  7. Sharon Cobb Says:

    Cranky,
    I just read that Cindy arrived in Havana yesterday to protest Guantanamo Bay and I immedately thought of you.

    I’ll be looking for some creative photoshopping from you!

  8. Gordon Says:

    Thanks Sharon.

    Some things, however, defy parody. Good lordy, this Cindy is Moonbat par excellance – Walter Duranty with double X chromosomes.